I don't follow college hoops. Is his name pronounced Clean-thony or Clee-anthony?

Bacarri Rambo was robbed.

Oh poor flower she certainly deserves $500,000 for that.

We need a janitor to chime in on whether he'd rather clean that off of a floor or out of a urinal. My gut is telling me floor would be easier.

I can't wait for Beiber to enter the "Fat Bieber" phase.

If I had to sit in a room full of people speaking Afrikaans all day I'd probably start barfing too.

God damn it there is a Shia Leboeuf plagiarizes sex fantasies joke here but I'm not thinking of one that works well enough.

I don't see why clubs trying to make more money is a problem. I will admit I was a little annoyed when I went to the Rangers' stadium series game and all the memorabilia was marked up like 250% because it had "stadium series" slapped on it. At least these are unique and historic.

Are you saying this as a hockey fan? I've been one for twenty years, and I'll get a kick out of some fights but it is honestly a minor component of the game compared to how much it is discussed by casual observers. I get the most fired up by a goalie making a ton of stops in a row, players getting into a breakaway…

Cally is a great player, he's just not a big scorer and isn't worth what he's trying to get from the Rangers.

The thing about Expedit, (and apparently Kallax) is that it is still Ikea shit. Ikea shit is lacking in H.P., and Expedits (and apparently Kallaxes) are a bitch to move. If you disassemble it, you've reduced its life expectancy by ten years. I recently moved and abandoned my Expedit because I didn't have the time/crew…

Can someone please send him a link to that "Broke" 30 For 30?

Whereas his son, Bol Bol is post-name

Russia lost because they chose a lineup that was entirely based around brute force. Canada is doing as well as they are because their version of brute force includes the best players in the world. The United States is doing well because their lineup focuses on the best players at each position regardless of their…

FREEDOM MOTHERFUCKERS

How have you not done a feature story on this kid yet? That was the most absurdly good goaltending in the history of the sport, and even with the loss it was easily in the top ten performances of any sport all year. More than 50 saves against the best lineup in the Olympics!

I find it deeply disturbing when figure skaters do the skin-colored skates thing. It really creeps me out.

In your typical injury case the settlement is the cost of the medical bills multiplied times three for pain and suffering, so this sounds about right. When you see a gigantic settlement, such as the McDonald's coffee lady, the settlement was deliberately inflated because McDonald's already had a long history of people…

The WBC wouldn't consider you a real Christian

I don't know, I hate Gehry but he's had a couple of good moments over the course of his career. Zaha Hadid on the other hand...