Dukie
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
Dukie

If I can retest every year to keep flying a plane, these idiots can be retested to keep driving a car.

If it is a PSA they should add that IF you are going to film your kids while driving to do it in landscape mode.

Hell, all of them are pretty groovy. If I were on his jury, I'd want to acquit him simply because he has some style and doesn't fill his videos with the typical screamo or euro-techno.

Are you fucking kidding me? This is the normal speed video???! Okay, so he's guilty of a few poor lane changes and passing on the right. I don't see any flagrant speed or reckless driving present here, dude even stops for (most) red lights. Honestly this seems to be a safer pace then 75% of New York's traffic.

I share the same birthday as well and I own a trans am only mine is a black 99 ws6, there is nothing like sharing a birthday with the Hoff.

C130:

I'm going to do this in a weird way

Technique is always more important. However you will always need power to spin the tires. A good pair of tires can make all the difference, if you do not have the power to burn Hankook RS3's in the rear, at least put a pair on the front to have good control!

There is still hope, witnesses saw a parachute open.

No he isn't, but it is possibly the ammo for the gun. But why would it be loaded?

{Inserts gif of hot dogs being thrown at woman's face}

Cacao!

On your marks,

I can empathize with her loss, and I will be posting this on my Facebook to see if anyone can help. I too was a Beetle owner at the age of roughly 8, I was the youngest registered car owner in the state of Colorado. My Dad took a 73 Super Beetle in on trade, he spray painted "53" on the sides (mine was a rusty red

If Ken Block leaves Ford for VW we'll see.

Jackie Chan can't even afford shampoo!!! Just look at him dry washing his hair. :(

I'm sure Dukie would appreciate her coming as-is.

She does not have to find them, repeat: she does NOT have to find those pants :)

Congratulations, Mr. Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a truck which this lovely lady will bring to you as soon as she finds her pants.