Dukie
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
Dukie

Your ego was writing checks your body couldn't cash. Son, you didn't own that plane, the taxpayers did!

If you fucked up, humility and owning up to the responsibility and steps you take to prevent it from happening again, to include completing the flight line drivers training, ensuring your gov license annotates you are trained on all vehicles you will be required to drive, and checking your 623 OJT records to ensure

Along with one of my favorite music vids of EVAR!! Nice one PG.

I was about to write this all off as a wasted click until I heard this. Thank you.

Yeah this is the best one.

Shorter: Insert McChicken between patties of McDouble.

Don't do an image search for snowboob. Just sayin'.

Thank you for your question.

Here's a new header for the site.

Dogegoneit.

I tweeted him to tell him I'd give him 10 bucks via Paypal if he says nipple.

Me too. I was chopping down trees with my bare hands and got some wood chips in my eye - definitely not from reading Jason's story and all of these posts.

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We lost ours to cancer a few years ago - same issue, could not keep weight on, regardless what we tried.

Very hard to love something that much full well knowing that you will have to say goodbye long before you are ready. On a brighter note, great to see that your dogs have had such a positive and lasting impact on your family. Here's to many more happy years. (Also -a huge jalop high five for rescuing. I'd have 100 if I

I don't even... I have two GSP's, both rescues pulled from high-kill shelters in rural NC (dumped as puppies for being gun shy). They have kept us warm in our bed since day one (the younger of the two actually sleeps under the covers with us). They have added nothing but pure joy to our family. While I always

I have a German currently. Patch. On the left at 10 weeks.