The article you linked says he turned himself in.

If they were giving away Vernors, that would be pretty awesome too.

Please tell me that they're handing out Vernors too.

Then you're an incompetent lazy fuck you likes to endanger yourself and other motorists. That said, I'm going to do you a solid and share this handy website with you. These incredible inventions called "gloves" allow you to brush snow off of your car without even getting cold hands! Some would even say they are…

The whole Seattle area is ridiculous when it snows. I remember 2 inches of fresh snow turning my 15 minute commute home into a 6 hour carpocalypse a few years ago. Worst commute ever. The upside was that they cleaned up the mess overnight and EVERYONE said "fuck it" the next day, so I was damn near the only person…

Detroit's problem isn't lack of plows, it's municipalities don't order their crews out in the few plows they do have.

Subaru tracks....

Yo, VIP, let's kick it!

So she's supposed to stop living her life because an accident happened?

Ride public transit! You don't have to avoid distracted drivers when you're riding in their vehicle!

When they got him out of the car, he was Dizzy Gillespie.

I figured rollovers were within my editorial beat, so to speak.

Long time reader, first time poster (it's amazing what a contest involving time on a racetrack will do oh man please let me win for all that is good and holy). I'm no photoshop guru, but if this is well-recieved, I'll touch it up a bit.

Last entry, and probably my favorite.

Bless you.

Holyyyy crap.

Don't worry, she's playing cars with Connor right now. RIP.

What the fuck does a 9 year old know about cars?!

OMG that was great. I love the inflection he put on "hell yeah" and how he turned LOL into "haha".