Dukie
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
Dukie

You're a sick motherfucker, you know that?



I can't draw for shit, but here's what I got. It's got an over/under pass like Suzuka, a good amount of turns, and some decent straights for some good speed. I also added a pit area, for shits and giggles.

Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

Oh, we know what you had to do.

I'll be the IT support!

I'm not sure I'm allowed back in NYC after my debauchery this past New Years.

I spent some time crewing A-10s in the USAF. Many people get it wrong, just letting you know.

FYI - Those are flares. Chaff doesn't burn.

BRING BACK THE DRAGON!

If that's not Alcott's shot, it's damn close. Like, it had to have been taken on the same day, at about the same time, from about the same location. It could happen, right?

Right?

I would personally like to kick the everliving shit out of your stupid ass.

There is no fucking excuse to drive drunk. I don't care if you're in some po-dunk little town at some bonfire kegger. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE, YOU FUCKING DICK TRAIN! Call a cab. Call a sober friend. Sleep it off, or fuck's sake!

I hope you get

[Piggybacking for the inevitable COTD Nom]

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This sonuvabitch needs to pay, physically, mentally & financially.

The Shark Face was applied to other aircraft (Including the F-16 & a few C-130s). The Tigers held the rights to nose art only in ACC. USAFE & PACAF were different stories (Hence the Panther heads on the nacelles of the 81st A-10s at Spang).

The 23rd never moved to Spang. They were at England AFB, then Pope and now Moody.

That particular aircraft had a gun malfunction and lost hydraulics & couldn't use the emergency extension. This picture is from sometime in the last 4 years and that's Edwards AFB.

North Haverbrook did it first.

The local Lotus club let an Impulse (who happens to live by me) ride with them at the Historic races I recently went to. So that gives some credibility to that little Lotus sticker. Right?

But the Japanese aren't Communists. We don't like Commies, brother.

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This guy must have grown up using the Hulk Hogan guide to being 'Murican!

Lamborghini Diablo? I don't know a ton about them, and I could call a buddy of mine who's an expert on Lamborghinis, but he's out of town.

I'd give ya $50 for it.