Dukie
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
Dukie

Autobots! Roll ou- OH SHIT!!!!

Wait. "Kenny from the Block" used to just be a skateboard guy and now he's this?

Ho Lee Fuk.

I never realized. *bows head in shame* I need a LSD in my RA43, stat.

Yep, I'm an idiot. I had it backwards, a few airlines, 40 airports.

You lost me at "cray-cray", and turned into a complete idiot at the whole "only Arabs can be terrorists" line.

There's only a few airports currently using PreCheck though. I haven't gotten to use it yet, but my home airport is one of the current users.

Not sure if serious.

At least he still has his Steve McQueen shirt!

Why? It's hilariously bad!

I grew up in & around Detroit.
I know the video & the joke.
I was making a shitty joke about the current situation.
I miss Coneys, and Better Made chips, and Rock 'N Rye.

Citizens of Detroit.

Because they can't pay the heating bill.

They tried that in 1967.

I have a plan that the city council will love!

I'd say fighter pilot in general.

Here's today's Birthday Boy, David Hasselhoff with Nikki Lauda at Monaco this year for the GP.

The QF-4 is not like the surveillance drones that you see on the news. This is essentially a McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom that is used as a moving target to test weapons. It looks much more like a fighter jet than a top secret surveillance craft.

With Hookers, and booze, and corrupt local politicians?

Sweet Raptor Jeebus.

GREAT POST!!

I have a similar drive as you, however I avoided that mess like the plague. I don't have any trouble with Waze on a daily basis. I come down 405 towards Renton/Tukwila at roughly 2:45-3pm, right when all the idiots who don't understand the concept of merging show up at the 90/405 interchanges. It's rerouted me down