Dukie
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
Dukie

Don't forget about us West coasters, huh?

DAMN YOU! Now I know what I need after Grimace is complete.

Why didn't any of you want to come play with me when I was in New Jersey for Sandy?!

But on a more serious note, any more plans of "Jalopmeets" across the country?

There's a gent running around the Seattle area in a 3SGE BEAMS 1st Gen Celica who drifts. No need to throw a whole extra motor's worth of cylinders in your J-Tin to make it skid.

Your answer is in your question. Terrorists don't care who they kill.

Dear Honda,

Why don't you guys make Danielle Fishell or Mila Kunis in black lingerie? I'm sure there are enthusiasts like myself that would love to give one or both of those a test drive.

Honda?

Hardibro?

Penthouse Forums?

42 Wallaby Way
Sydney, AU

If the Honda PR guys read Jalopnik, it would be yellow, and brought to you by the letters...

What the hell is going on in the second picture?! Don't they watch Seinfeld!?

Re: #8 Back in 2011, I was supporting recovery efforts after Hurricane Irene in upstate NY. One day, I was given the opportunity to be shuttled with a group around NY via a NYSP helicopter.

You know, I don't think I ever had Buddy's or Shield's when I lived in the Detroit area. Our go-to's were Jet's, Hungry Howies, Buscemi's (Oh God I want a sub now!), Little Italy, Villa, Paisano's, etc. LC's was only consumed during sporting events at Mr. Illitch's venues.

I must disagree with #4. Pizza should NOT be

This was NJs only saving grace during my stay there.

Now playing

Let me play you the song of my people. GAU-8 Avenger test firing. You know, that little gun they put wings on and have some guy or gal ride and blow shit up with.

I meant the side rear window.

To those saying Tibby, I don't think that rear window matches the Hyundai's profile.

Rear window rake is wrong for a Sunfire.

Rear window on the Sunfire was more squared at the bottom and didn't rake upward like the Alero (or the vehicle pictured).

I concur. The vehicle is an Alero.

I've got to empty out all the spare parts I got with the Supra before I take pics. Hopefully it will be driving by the end of the week.