Unfortunately, this is a very common practice in the Southwest.

Oh Sam,

I'll see if I can get a ride along with a Trooper friend once he's assigned a Caprice. He's still rocking an older Vic for now.

1. Juke

That's the joke.

I can't think of anything to make. Unless...

Hawgs usually. Or Bitch, Motherfucker, Cunt Balloon, Fucking Piece of Shit...

Dash cam footage? Check!

I'm going to agree with you. It has that Cadillac look to it. Either an SLS or an STS maybe?

Wait, Charles Pugh the old TV anchor from like Fox 2 Detroit? He's the City Council President?

The other neat thing is that they are both running the 200m race either today or tomorrow as well. The sporting thing to do would be if during the 200m, one advances and the other doesn't, is for the person who advances in the 200m to concede the 100m so they can both go to London.

Bended?

The station, Tiangong 1 (it means Heavenly Palace, which sounds like a place I have a take-out menu from)

Big Daddy's Swamp Rat XXX dragster. I still remember watching his wheelstand/flip on TV.

Petty Racing. How can't you think it's awesome to have a paint color named after you & your racing team?

Martini Racing.

Sox & Martin.

Happy 237th birthday, Army. If you Joes can't find enough fingers and toes to figure how many that is, ask someone in an Air Force uniform to explain.

This guy showed Flea who was chicken, twice. Look what happened to him.

OH SHIT! No, I was in the 354th but mine was at home station in 2002. I tried to post a pic of my LOR (I'm not proud of it, but I keep it around as a reminder to not be fucking stupid) but I was Nibbled.