Dukie
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
Dukie

Roger Goodell hates Detroit people.

Ease off the throttle and look for something soft while maintaining control as best as you can.

It's true to a point. A blowout on a steer wheel (the fronts) is best compensated by mashing the throttle and steering correctly. They showed a few videos about a trucking class in California that did controlled steer wheel blowouts when I went through CDL class.

My Dear Shaggin Waggin (1987 Taurus Wagon),

I fucking hate you right now. We listened to the Dark Towers books on CD during a road trip a couple years ago. In the dark night on the North Dakota Interstate, those words were burned into my mind forever. I thought I had forgotten...

That's unpossible!

As someone who grew up having to learn to drive in the snow, I laugh at these idiots and the news coverage here in Seattle. They are acting like this is Armageddon or something.

Considering he's a writer on the greatest automotive website... in the WUUURRLLLDDD, my guess is probably not. Also, it's probably a simple typo.

Some sort of a hat tip or other recognition would be nice.

"Hello, my name's Ray I was told you nee..."

"Colonel, you are about to enter a WORLD OF PAIN! YOU DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES, AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT FOLLOWS THE FUCKING RULES?! LET HIM AUDITION!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MOTHAFUCKAS GAVE THIS GUY THE JOB OVER ME!"

I'm sorry, but the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan has some incredibly poor taste for a pimp. The "Green for the Money and Gold for the Honey" motif is ugly as hell anyway, but to do it to a Rolls Royce?

I sort of see the resemblance.

Federal IT guy here. I rock a Chevy HHR. Why? I like wagons and I'm cheap when it comes to a daily driver.

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How could the police NOT know what happened? He missed a gear in between checking his mirrors and killing a hooker.

*Freeze frame on driver with hands up and cops pointing guns at him Elian Gonzales style*

Fuck that bridge.

1st Gear - God dammit, Ray! I had just gotten that song out of my head!

GTFAC, idiot.