Dukie
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
Dukie

That's a pretty ballsy move to try a PIT maneuver on an airplane, Carlos. You're lucky it worked. Now, we're going to have to dock your paycheck to cover the cost of that windshield...

The narrator is definitely not Ray Liotta, he sounds like Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy. Am I the only one that hears it?

I'm almost positive it's Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, BACK FROM THE DEAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS DOUCHE WAFFLE AND HIS TRUCK ROBOT!

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He was in public, anyone could have recorded this (albeit not nearly as close up with the OK of the CHP). The fact that he resorted to name calling because he was a twat waffle is exactly why the segment "People Behaving Badly" is on the news.

You don't get out much, do you?

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Hey look kids! There's Big Ben, and there's Parliment!!

Is that Charlie Hunnam narrating the trailer?

5th Gear: This has sealed my fate. Must. Buy. PORSCHE!

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We're sorry, GM only offers a .50 cal or mini gun option on their full size SUVs.

Nice Frontalot reference!

If only I didn't have class until 10pm tonight, and work at 6am tomorrow morning!

If only I didn't have class until 10pm tonight, and work at 6am tomorrow morning!

The old Siri app worked(well, it works until October 15th) just fine and was sufficiently fast. I've had only a few errors when using it. I'm still leaning towards a "We need to have a gimmick to sell more of these phones", reason as to why we can't have Siri anymore on the i4.

Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your webpage that you're protest is fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

Yeah, you can push the number keys on any Youtube video and fast forward/rewind just the same.

May Steve smile down from the iCloud upon us.