Dukie
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
Dukie

It's true.

No, there was a Siri app out for iOS. I and others have had it installed for at least a few months (I think Giz even did a story about it when Apple bought Siri's parent company). Yesterday, after the iPhone 4S launch, the app "got an update" and is now displaying the following message:

Not just no, but HELL NO! As others have said, yes, it's a whole new phone inside the old case. Good job, Apple. I applaud you for your innovation. Using the same tools saves you some time and money.

Try using it and tell me what the app says after it downloads it's update.

They've taken the App down and they've also killed it on previously installed phones (as of October 15th it will be "leaving for home." according to the "update" it just got on my iPhone 4).

I just got this as well on my iPhone 4. Fucking fascists man!

SONOVABITCH!

So, how is this any different than the Siri app already available in the App Store?

I get to work on even cooler ones.

The COLT (Cell On Light Truck) has had 4G LTE for at least the last few months (a tech was performing maintenance on a COLT during our tour). I imagine the 4G LTE COW has a slightly larger "working shelter" on the trailer to house the 3G & LTE systems (the LTE system is MUCH smaller than the 3G system).

As others have already stated, the items in the picture are portable generators. I recently had a meeting with some VZ representatives from their disaster support teams. What's pictured with this post is a COW (Cell On Wheels). It's trailer based. Verizon does have another vehicle it uses which is called a COLT (Cell

Actually, that's a COLT. "Cell On Light Truck". They've had 4G LTE on them for a little bit now. COWs are trailer based.

Hey! I have never driven like an asshole in a semi! Then again, I've only got about 30 hours behind the wheel in them.

The Lux-O-Barge. You can't go anywhere without some "milkshake" or other stereotypical shitty driver almost careening into your lane because they either;

I still prefer the "real" helicopter view, thank you very much.

So I assume the A55 RGY plate is still good, right?

This is an aerial shot I took of Middleburgh. There WERE 28 houses in this roughly 1 mile stretch.

Hey Mario, why don't you take a drive up to Prattsville, NY or even Middleburgh, NY. I'm sure they'd like to disagree with your and everyone else's opinion that Irene was a flop.

Ode to the Panther - By Dukie

Pfft. The NYSP has their own versions of Airwolf.