The thing is... my response has absolutely nothing to do with what you’ve responded to and I assume what you think it was about. We’re on two completely different pages in that regard. My response was very simple and solely based on her saying

I assumed that the silence was because she is so irrelevant that 90% of the crowd probably didn’t get the joke? You have to know that she’s been saying dumb shit to even get that he’s trolling. Somehow I don’t think most of the people in that room keep up with what Dionne is saying on Fox News.

“Both of these artists remain insufferable.”

Please keep doing that. Smile, say hello, ask how they are doing... As a Muslim woman I can tell you we appreciate that act more than you know. I’ve only had a few instances of someone saying something nasty to me in public but lately what I notice more is people looking away. They pull away and look away and the vibe…

Off topic, but this is a quote from 14 year old Rowan Blanchard. An entry for “Who Can Be The Best?”

Dear J. Crew,

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess....I meant....as a Ken I always get called Lauren....ahem...

OMG IF I GET ONE MORE OF THESE

I have seen increased numbers of people arguing that Snopes is some sort of false liberal conspiracy and not to be trusted lately. I am sure it is because they prove people wrong and thus Snopes must be wrong instead.

Yup, through process of elimination.

I think my husband would cease to exist.

If you could lose weight by farting, every single one of my uncles would look like the Machinist.

Her shade comes with a side of hair dressing.

Me too. Her and Chloe Moretz had some of the best readings...

I agree about the stupid, unending food pictures, but I’ll take Instagram’s quick takes over Facebook’s dreary minutiae and endless photo albums any day.

Exactly. I was talking to a woman once who was was talking about her stepdaughter. She said “my ONLY job is to make sure this kid knows how much she’s loved.” That's pretty damn cool.

What cracks me up the most is it all stemmed fr them not knowing what idiosyncratic meant! That gave me a giggle.

It’s almost like one is a fictional universe with a story and one is real life.