Otter was my favorite Omega.

Poor girl, she’s gonna be ‘Eee Ooo’ or ‘Elso’ for her friends later on in life.

I read that Rachael McAdams might be the Queen of Kitsch?

Y’all know those spices are dangerous.

naked and in a mood to re-enact the opening scene from Apocalypse Now

Berger and Petrovsky get my vote for the worst. David Duchovny as her crazy high school bf gets my vote for the hottest, but that’s prob more because Mulder gave me my first sexual feelings.

Dear Lady:

By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

It’s a well-known fact that psychopaths are obsessed with pants-zipping.

I prefer my coffee with heavy cream or hazelnut creamer. I drink it black because I drink a lot of it and also like to zip my pants.

No shit, I can’t even imagine what that would be like, finding out the person you married and have kids with is like this. I suspect he had to push a lot of heart break and anger aside to get the authorities what they needed. He put his and all kids first. Good show.

Great, that makes them just like Baptists, Catholics, and pretty much every other denominations. Well, the LDS has long wanted to be considered part of the mainstream... Hey old Mormon Doodz that run the church, this is really not the way to fit in with the cool kids, ok?

Her husband is the real MVP. So glad he didn’t just turn a blind eye to the reports and cooperated so she could be caught.

I think I’m going to go for it. I use a Diva cup. I am also a scientist, and I find this sort of thing fascinating.

Girl, you would have loved my dinner last night. I had pork tenderloin with sauteed onions and apples, on buttered pierogies. It was mad good!

When I worked at Borders and we switched from the Borders cafe to whatever the hell it was, we no longer served soup. The level of angst over their chili-less existence was EPIC. No broccoli cheese soup? NO CHILI. WHY?? WHHHHHYYYY??? People complained off and on AND ON for at least a year.

Yeah. I mean, it was just an appetizer, it wasn’t going to ruin my snacking and drinking. I just found another method to force potatoes down my gullet.

The only thing tripping me up here is the woolly hat. WHY?!