I can't decide which I like less—judges who get to dictate which names are appropriate, or parents who would name their child "Nutella." Like, it really squicks me out that the state has the power to micro-manage those parenting decisions, but clearly some parents fucking need it.

Eh. A choosy mom would name her baby Jif.

It's not? Then what is the writer talking about, "piping"?

There is no point in waiting for me.

utis are the fucking worst. i wouldn't wish one on my worst enemy. maybe on like, hitler or pol pot. but erin who in 6th grade made fun of me because my uniform skirt was longer than my knees, AS PER THE RULES, nah girl. i don't have that much hate for you.

Yeah, I'm gonna keep right on peeing whenever I have to pee, thank you very much.

^^^THIS. All the stars to you!

Wait, so it isn't that peeing before sex causes UTIs, rather it is not peeing after p in v sex that causes it. But if you truly have to pee, won't sex with a full bladder be uncomfortable and not worth it. Feels like another way to make straight ladies worry about sex rather than enjoy it.

Oh please let this happen. And let her win the nomination. The idea of her debating Hillary has SO MUCH comedic potential. I'm giggling just thinking about it.

Also, like no one is putting words in your mouth. You're putting words in your own mouth by saying them to an audience.

dont fucking tell me to ignore george washington

I have stick straight hair and wore it long with bangs from age 3-13. In the late 80s/early 90s my mother thought it would be cute to perm just the bangs. I repeat: just the bangs. She did this to me and my younger sister not once but twice and still defends the decision to this day. The pictures are too atrocious to…

Years ago I decided to do some kind of almost mohawk(kinda like Miley Cyrus but not really) and it looked awful so I dyed it black thinking that might help... It did not.

He or she did make a fake email. The last line was "sincerely, me and my fake-ass email address"

youre a bitch. i bet some poor, nice fucking girls in axo are freaking the fuck out during their FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES because your article now reigned hell on their sorority. i bet theyre having to deal with their nationals and will be getting shit on as a chapter for the next two fucking years. honestly fuck you.

i am so obsessed with the fact that this is going to be an ongoing thing

I do not watch this show....however, I am very curious to find out why Jimmy Kimmel is giving this man a rub down in the shower.

In my head I went mooooooooooommmmmmmmm gross.

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