I’ve seen like 4 wedding teepee by white people. It’s awful.

“Designated teepee?” Jeez. Cultural appropriation is the most basic thing you can do TBH

Something with a high pH?

Literally every time I go home during the community picnic, my parents introduce me to someone I’ve never met, and then after we walk away they’ll tell me how we’re related. I don’t think I’ve ever genuinely met a stranger there who I had zero blood relation to.

Eh, I don’t think that is necessarily true.

I hate that all of this seems to only focus on her as if she is the only victim here.

“Mathers said she meant to send the photo to a friend and had no intentions of “breaking the law” by posting it publicly.”

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

IT’S A-ME! INAVKA!

The Unsolved Mysteries theme song is responsible for many sleepless nights during my childhood.

Omg I LOVED Rescue 911. Yes, please bring that back.

Now just add “Rescue 911" and “20/20" and my Friday nights from age 11-15 can be complete.

I don’t think Colin Firth has aged particularly well either

More like MANstruating!

I’m a man with some health conditions that cause a significant amount of pain, so I always have a bottle of ibuprofen on my desk at work. If this is exactly the same, I think I’ll buy some to keep on my desk and confuse/annoy my right-wing coworkers.

the best part about the highwaisted jean trend is a reprieve from seeing everyone’s goddamned whale tail

One of the very few fun parts about being old is watching the Youts wear all the stupid shit you once thought was cool. The 80s were stupid, and you shouldn’t copy us, kids. Learn from Steph’s Aqua Net Black Lung.

“Unfortunately, I do not have the same aptitude for the written word, but if I did I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story — ours.”

This thought is coming out, I can’t help it... She... looks... kinda pretty?

With an opening like that, you know it's getting degreyed. Cheers!