I get annoyed at sex being portrayed as realistically as possible without being actual porn. It's so pointless, usually.

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Who did they entrust to do the photoshopping? Is there some super-enlightened Orthodox guy working for the newspaper who can handle looking at female politicians without being overcome with lust?

they should have just MS paint scribbled over her and then put an arrow and wrote NOT A GIRL

"Hanging a rat" made me choke on my own soul. Fucking hahahah.

A-fuckin'-men to that. We already have the phrase "don't shit where you eat." Did we really need to specify "don't eat where you shit?"

At least he is ASKING. That appears to be a step she skipped.

Unrelated but kind of related: I find your handle to be the must disturbing thing on this whole page.

He said, too, that Batey's "intentions were not what they would have been had he not been intoxicated."

I can spell "quesadilla" properly right up until I pass out.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

For what it's worth, if my partner motorboated my ass, I would likely laugh very hard, and quif in his face due to the excessive laughing. The dishes would also distract me.

I just want to know what all this means:

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

If we are to infer that she is pregnant from this photo, we must also infer that she had her left breast removed too.

I love this pic. I really need to use it more often.

"And here is our garden."

In response to the third paragraph: I think it's healthy to be able to laugh at your insecurities sometimes. Mocking people's insecurities while preying on those very insecurities to sell clothes is, needless to say, super shitty.

I thought about this a little this morning—about why I felt so disappointed. I realized that I don't actually know anything about Phylicia Rashad and that I was disappointed in Mrs. Huxtable.