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Who did they entrust to do the photoshopping? Is there some super-enlightened Orthodox guy working for the newspaper who can handle looking at female politicians without being overcome with lust?

they should have just MS paint scribbled over her and then put an arrow and wrote NOT A GIRL

At least he is ASKING. That appears to be a step she skipped.

He said, too, that Batey's "intentions were not what they would have been had he not been intoxicated."

I can spell "quesadilla" properly right up until I pass out.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

If we are to infer that she is pregnant from this photo, we must also infer that she had her left breast removed too.

I love this pic. I really need to use it more often.

"And here is our garden."

In response to the third paragraph: I think it's healthy to be able to laugh at your insecurities sometimes. Mocking people's insecurities while preying on those very insecurities to sell clothes is, needless to say, super shitty.

I thought about this a little this morning—about why I felt so disappointed. I realized that I don't actually know anything about Phylicia Rashad and that I was disappointed in Mrs. Huxtable.

I have nothing else to say.

Do not mansplain this to me.

No. You can't take a naked picture of a 15 year old girl, WITHOUT HER CONSENT OR KNOWLEDGE and distribute it on the Internet and expect a "oh kids these days," reaction with no consequences. Throw the book at these little fuckers.

great question and great asterisks, sir!

I swear you gotta know who your [sic] around man . . the closest people to you will try and sabotage you by taking a picture of you while you are thoughtful enough to have sex with two of them on Thanksgiving and then sharing that picture on Twitter without your knowledge or consent.

STOP IT. JUST STOP.