That’s NOTHING compared to the Christmas Eve Mass I attended with my family. Our priest, a neighbor-boy who grew up down the street from me actually, told hilarious, relevant, and yet just slightly inappropriate and irreverent jokes throughout the service. He made a crack about the over/under bet he made with his fam…

Just broke up with a boyfriend. Went home for Christmas break. Called a HS friend (but not just any friend - that guy who wore his letterman jacket for about two years after graduation, ugh) for no other purpose than a booty call. Fucked in his car, in a cemetery. Went back home.

She seemed super freaked out about delivery, so I hope everything went well for her.

I heard center the first time and tenor the second, making me think the announcer had no idea who he was either.

Still can't explain what that was, but it did answer my question.

Just watched the video - yes!

Isn’t the one guy Hayden Panatierre’s husband/baby daddy?

Can't stop/won't stop wearing hair ties. Toooooo convenient, plus not enough evidence that it was actually caused by a hair tie. My Fitbit or your watch could do the same thing, people.

Million Years Ago. I’m in this headspace lately where I’m feeling nostalgic and sad all the time.

I love, love, love this album, but I have to ask: better than 21?

Orange Bowl AND Citrus Bowl? Excuse me, Mr. Emperor, sir, but maybe that's redundant?

Not that I dislike national attention, but why did BG make the photo for this article? We’re bowl eligible. Maybe its a too-many-bowls-WTF-is-the-camellia-bowl angle, I hope.

Bieksa was my favorite player when I was at BG. Glad to see he’s still got the fight in him.

Yes! Before the freeze in most zones and you're good to go.

Pedicures and manicures. My budget is bad so I pay for the pedis and do my own shellac manis. Regularly.

I aspire to this woman’s greatness. And seriously, the stones on that guy who tapped her shoulder... She was reading a fucking book, not watching a slew of YouTube videos on her phone without earbuds. It in no way impacted you, pretentious white dude.

All the stars!

Your eyes are set side by side, not stacked on top of each other.

In every district I’ve ever worked in, they are totally unconnected to the school. It’s more or less the “my kid goes here” club.