I was toooootaly a Kristy. Still am, I guess.

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. This is fucking brilliant.

If putting backup dancers in trendy clothing is a diss, then every artist in the history of pop music is throwing shade somewhere...

Oh, shit. I do this with my teenage students.

Oh, shit. I do this with my teenage students.

I can't imagine you're going to get a lot of mileage out of ridiculing someone for posting on Gawker a lot whilst on Gawker.

No, that's a legit reason. People do what they can when they're ready.

Dammit. I'm back in the greys. What's a girl gotta do to get some black type around here?

They can tell the difference. One is salty, the other is not.

Funny you mention that. When I was a Young, that happened to me as my then-dude was going down on me, though I was technically on top of him. He thought I came and that it was just extra salty. I was mortified and rather than make him also feel mortified, I just started having p-v sex and didn't kiss him, then…

If a woman "squirts," all that love goo is coming out of the vaginal opening, not the urethral opening, so I'd imagine anything in the urethra would stay put until you pee to push it out.

Worth knowing: I have very thick, but very fine, wavy hair. Before I discovered a flat iron and Kenra hot spray, I channelled a first year Hermoine Granger. Think all poof, all the time.

I'm so bitter with Target right now that until I can slide my size 20 ass into several pairs of pants to see which I like the best in a dressing room, I don't believe it.

Bingo. Our World History texts, desks, bags, whatever will become projectiles in the event I can't get them to a stairwell and out the door safely. Not ashamed.

I don't want to sound like an asshole, but I want - no, I need - to see a picture of this built-in nipple dress.

I'm amazed at anyone who can buy more than just a t shirt online because I am obsessed with fit/texture/comfort etc etc and this is such a big investment. Much braver than I.

I don't think she's including J. Crew in the too-good-to-be-true price category. They've got a pretty strong reputation, unlike, say adoringdress.com.

I agree that Bruce has a bigger right to be upset then Kris does, but I could understand why she would be upset about the father of her children being portrayed in the way that may not be accurate.

YEEEEES. The fact that this girl is sleeping with her father compounded with the fact that the ex HEARD THEM DOING IT and "didn't mind" is disturbing beyond belief. I can't even begin to process her family and friends being okay with this.

Don't. It's a... Shrayber article... Remember the rosebud incident? Kinda like that.