Swear to God, I lost my virginity on a beach. For the sand reason, never again. It's cool to be able to say I did it, though.

Love that woman, or hate her, you cannot deny that she has mastered the art of PR.

I'm glad you posted this. I initially wondered if it was possible that in issuing the new IDs, the images were somehow stretched differently and the coloring was just lighter in general, but now I can see that nope - that shit was intentional. Boo.

Ha! Spare, unused. Tossed immediately, of course.

I had to do it a few years ago when I had my wisdom teeth pulled; apparently the meds they give you can plug you up like nobody's business. Such was the case with me and, I swear to God, I had a softball up there. I had to use a toothbrush to break it up. I was so mortified.... Until I read this. THANKS, BECKY!

There is no way this is worse than the rosebud thing. NO WAY. That one still makes me cringe.

My boyfriend rarely, rarely, rarely masturbates. We've been together for going on 8 years, and about two years of that time was spent apart, so during that it we'd have a lot of phone sex and of course he'd do it then, but outside of that, he just doesn't. It was probably 4 years in between times he did it, and again,…

Best part of that is I also know what bearding is now. THANKS, WIKIPEDIA!

Anyone else have to google "lavender marriage?"

For one, simply treating a "person of color or any innocent person" with basic respect is a "nice" way of doing something. Are you seriously suggesting that's there's no way for police to be nice to black people? Fucking come on. There's no need to put hands on the guy in that video without speaking to him first.…

Valid concerns, but you can accomplish securing and searching without being overtly violent asssholes. I don't think the police were out of line to figure out what was going on, but how they did it is simply indefensible.

*don't feed the troll*don't feed the troll*don't feed the troll*don't feed the troll*don't feed the troll*

I happen to have watched the Hooters episode yesterday and it made me want to throw things. It's probably just better if I skip this Bikinis episode altogether.

I've been binge-watching this show on Netflix and basically had all the same feelings about the Hooters episode.

I got the impression that it wasn't so much the email itself but the public posting of said email that started the war. Which, I mean, really.... You make a boatload of money showcasing your personal life.

The family porn freaks me the fuck out.

I'm so hung up on the fact that the Indian wedding in Vegas had 10,000 guests that I haven't even begun to process it having an elephant.

Ok. Only because you seem like you'd be a BFF.

1. Because goldfish are amazing at any age

Ha! Me, too, though it's not just x-art but most forms of porn. Also I teach high school for a living, so any time I see "Sexy Teens Do Sexy Things" type videos, or even vids with adults who just look too dann young, it's a major buzzkill. So that's also THAT added dimension.