I think that speaks volumes for how she felt about the proposal... lol

I stand with the dude on this one. She batted at his hand and he lost it. Watch her at the end when she sits there crying with hr hands over her mouth. It screams, "Oh God, what did I do?"

Poor woman? She batted his hand, causing him to lose control of it, hence the "what the fuck did you do" look he flashes her before getting in the water.

Props to you and your sister for having the kind of relationship where you can watch your niece's delivery, but there is NO FUCKING WAY my brothers will ever watch me give birth. None. Zero. Nope.

Props to you and your sister for having the kind of relationship where you can watch your niece's delivery, but there is NO FUCKING WAY my brothers will ever watch me give birth. None. Zero. Nope.

I stand by this. I do this when I'm having a hard time, and it always makes a difference.

I must become your friend.

Do I need to be pregnant for those? If not, I can take them now!

Tears, man. Good ones.

I love No Idea. Miss hanging out there.

I don't covet ranch like some people do, but there's a joint in my college (soft g) town called Pollyeye's that makes the best fucking ranch dressing from scratch. It's like crack. I crave it from a distance. Right now. Shit.

I will sometimes add malt vinegar to the ketchup cup while at Five Guys - THAT is a tangy condiment delight.

For realz though, I am so not turned on by bouncing dicks and dancing men in speedos. Am I the only one, straight ladies? I can't be.

Mark, you are the master of convincing me to watch that which can never be unseen. Bravo.

Everything I read about her makes me feel old. I can't be the only one, right?

It is! In the case of public profiles on Twitter and IG, it makes sense, but I still don't find use of hashtags on Facebook useful at all.

30. I find him devilishly handsome, though.

Minus the part about Einstein being an Aquarius when he's actually a Pisces?

This is the best explanation I've seen yet.

I am more thankful today than I ever have been for Jez, because it seems like only here can I truly revel in my hatred of Adam Levine. <3