It probably wasn't a joke. I'm slightly ashamed to admit that I don't think I've seen anything he did prior to, say, 2000...

This is exactly what I was thinking.

I think of college kids when I see an empty 20/20 (ahhh, college!), so there's yet another example of how far off he was.

Kind of a reverse psychology thing; if it's not a home-owning white person, it must be a...

It's totally worth it anyway. Swear.

I can't tell if you're joking, trolling, or what.

I'm going to have to come back and watch this while I'm not at work, because WTF is the Kissing Machine?!

You're good then!

I hate Fitz in that irrational way where if I ever saw Tony Goldwyn on the street I'd scowl at him. That being said, he can't die because that's part of the allure. #TeamJake

Sally won't work, because I'll get her confused with the vice president. Can we go with Justine or something?

That might depend on which 2 we're talking about...

Yup. Married.

Actually, I thought they got hitched. To the googles!

You lost me at "Leighton Meister" and "think piece."

Please don't misunderstand me. I am not at all intending to devalue the real discrimination that gays and lesbians face, and I apologize if I gave that impression. But, even if on different levels of wrong, the logic is the same. "These people" don't fit "their standards" (of beauty, sexuality, or whatever), so…

Filling tables is his job; being an asshole is not.

It's not misleading at all; just browsing the comments verifies that we all got it. It's the whole "refusing the drop it" thing that's obnoxious. She said she was no longer interested, but he basically kept pestering her about it.

Basically, yeah. My girlfriend had to put a deposit on the table, which eventually goes toward paying the bill.

I get that, but why get uber-douchey when she basically said, "thanks but no thanks." She was content walking away.

This whale is totally comfortable not going to Hakkasan for her bachelorette party.