Being poor isn't an excuse for being too lazy to even clean them.

You've cornered the market on humor, I guess. No one else can make a joke when cobra, brah! is in the room...

My response to him was tongue-in-cheek, but in all seriousness, there's a huge disparity between the two cities in terms of economic development and growth, as well as crime. Columbus is generally considered "safer" and "richer" in most circles, though I haven't verified any numbers to back that up, as I'm at work.

I'm making a distinction between how one town reacts to news versus another. Apparently, I wasn't clear enough.

Cleveland and Columbus are two very different towns.

I totally love all of this article.

What's a "gym"?

Thinks for this. I envisioned dudes on their backs...

Can we please get an article about all the shit parading around as high-quality YA lit? I'm not even remotely a prude, but there's no way in hell my (future) 14 year old is allowed to read that shit.

Uh, I don't think they've been married for 12 years, given that they married in 2008. Dating that long maybe.

Nelly looks amazing. Did we read the same article?

She has such a banging body, but this choice was very underwhelming.

I can't hate this one, either, though the Justin and Brit comment had me rolling.

It's seriously looks like her laser-eye mutation burned out and she was left with charred eye holes. Not a good look.

Meanwhile, no one has seen Michelle's shape in years. Is this healthy?

Why is this guy shaped like the Stay Puft marshmallow man, while the other two look like they bought one of those head-to-toe green, spandex body suits from Party City?

There are so many things wrong here.

Bitch.

I've basically decided that I'll never be a runner.