More if you crush em.

Only 16 more? When apparently even an innocent potted plant wasn’t safe? “But your Honor, she was in bloom!”

I wish we could file assault charges for the potted plant. 

I'm sending your engagement ring in the mail.

Thought of ‘Masque’ too. And the ‘Decameron’. 

A trans friend of mine posted on FB just last week that they were unsure if they should even say something about an experience they had (they went to the store and bought a bottle of wine;young guy cards them,and accuses them of trying to use a fake ID because “obviously,this pic is of a guy,and you’re a girl”).

The answer is NUNYA as in NUNYA business, nosy, nasty lady. That person is unhappy in some way or she wouldn’t spend her time asking mean-spirited questions to invade strangers’ privacy. Screw her.

Ugh, has anybody asked Biden or Sanders their skincare routine?

What in fuck's name would possess a person to think this was a question they should ask you, out loud, to your face? Did you ask them if they've always been a real oblivious idiot, or if they've recently become an oblivious idiot?

A yes, Republicans are concerned about fairness and the treatment of women. So concerned that they fail to reauthorize the Violence Against Women Act, defeat legislation promoting equal pay for equal work, and loosen Title IX protections for campus assault, deny a woman’s right to make decsions regarding her own body,…

Imagine your state being so well run—fully financed education, zero homelessness, low crime rates, not a pot hole in sight—that you have to make up a problem where there isn’t one just for something to do. Must be nice.

cheese and FUCKING rice I am tired of the “concern-trolling as legislation” trend. let’s idk NOT make life harder for kids and young adults who, by living in their identity, are going to have it hard ANYWAY because our society is kicking and screaming its way into the future even as we hang sign party “Live Laugh…

I am an architect. This is exactly what they have.

And unlike the rest of us, she had the good fortune of dying before the last season.

Projection is a helluva drug.

Always a bridesmaid, y’know?

Now, now...be kind. Human is her second language.

In your defense, you still have your van.