Likely explanation: He believes it’s called a “cockstrap” because it covers your cock.

He got into construction because he wants to be a mob boss so badly. 

I think they should build a test section of maybe 3 miles. I want to see how they keep the bits of moat at the tops of the hills full.

He couldn’t even get dogs, or bees, or dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you. 

Just a boy enjoying the fun of pretending to be king

Is that what we’ve come down to now? Subpoenaing heroes?

Impossible. Five minutes in prison and the man would explode into a million bats and escape.

Bet you 5 bucks he thought he was talking to Austria!

I wonder if this will be a Soros deep state coup against the president and his Brooklyn country lawyer or a Hillary/Obama deep state coup against the president and his Brooklyn country lawyer?

Then they’ll say they’re C-SPAN and he’ll be there with all the juice flowing out.  

I mean, cool. But, you know, maybe show some compassion towards all victims of abuse? Maybe we shouldn’t immediately revert to toxic masculinity and say “what a little baby for calling the cops”?

He looks like he’s trying to sneak into a soccer game in Iran.

Is that picture a sex thing? That picture looks like it’s a sex thing.

Maybe take an internet break.

I mean I like you a lot

Waving random papers around is about the weirdest appeal to authority I’ve seen in a long while.

Yeesh, even in their “safe space” they are getting smacked around a bit.

Do we want to be governed by an unelected bureaucracy or by a democratically elected president?

Yes, that’s what they’re saying but no they aren’t saying that.