Nah he can’t have it. He needs to know what it’s like to burn for something other than his daughter. That kinda denial builds character.

Double layer of humor if you consider the history of Nobel himself and why the prize was made.

So very red and sweaty. 

“Youcandoit! Rip his fucking head off!”

  You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

Who’s her dad?

Ah yes, Schrodinger's Queer: Gay men aren't real men, but trans women are the manliest men.

Trans folks are under assault from literally all sides with this admin. Vote! Because our lives depend on it!

Comment of the freakin’ year.

We are governed by a party that is little more than pathetic white men whose peak was bullying kids as a 16 year old, and the girls that had no self esteem and worshiped these tools.

It’s like the Pam Anderson/Meghan McCain encounter.

Matt Gaetz is every villain from a movie about kids who want to save a rec center from being destroyed to build a shopping mall. 

Jimmy Neutron sure grew up to be a big asshole.

Billionaire-apologizers are a weird breed of human.

You joke, but I am 99% convinced that in the past six months Trump has become increasingly dependent on amphetamines. There’s long been rumors of course, and he’s erratic regardless, but my god he’s shown all the signs lately.

Brb, putting myself out of my misery.

Found it

Dude, you’re that desperate to see it, just get a few beers in him and have someone ask him to put it in your hand when you aren’t looking. That’s apparently all it takes.

Right?  If I really wanted to describe my dick I would say it’s “lonely.”