An appeal to his vanity is better than appealing to his morality.

This passes the Newt test, and is correct.

GOP Family Values (tm) don’t really kick in until after the fourth acrimonious divorce.

I’ll just say this and no more because it’s one of the most formatively painful moments of my life,- even in LA, it was no good being Iranian, for nearly three years afterwards.

People really felt united behind all of the horrible things we did in response to 9/11.

If the wife of the man at the networking event seemed uncomfortable because of the way her husband was behaving, it’s because she was. You could have been her ally and said something along the lines of “hey now, that language is a little blue for this place” and maybe politely declined his offer to go to the cigar…

It's folded because he's a war criminal.

Same. He looks like he’s having a blast, burning it all down. He’s rich, he’ll be fine, who cares, LOL.

Mnuchin has the biggest shit-eating grin. I cannot stand that fucking guy.

Don’t you know the MS-13 leadership is all toddlers. 

What are the chances that she doesn’t think all-white country clubs are totally cool?

I do hope it’s Gary Busey. Eric could finally bond with his real dad.

He barely got to bomb anybody.

Bolton is a nightmare and deserves far more humiliation, but getting shit-canned unceremoniously by tweet is a good start. 

Because she’s an indignation-based life form?

How are all these baby boomers reading tweets on their jitterbugs?  

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Hey everybody, look at this idiot!

falsifying National Weather Service forecasts can be a federal crime

On behalf of all the other work-from-home cannabis enthusiasts today, thank you. :)