BUT ITS TIME TO TAKE OUR FREEDOM BACK IN THE FORM OF DAINTY GLOWING STICKS

In the context of the situations, the author’s foul language makes the entire affair even more depressing as it underscores the widening loss of civility that lead to such incidents.

A woman named Angela Kipp

Little Miss Angela
Sat in her Hyundai Sonata
Eating her curds & whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And revealed her nine-year-old as the actual adult in the room

I’m a very good mimic, have you seen the movie Little Voice? I can do that, it startles people who don’t know when I start talking in a different voice.

There’s probably a dead person floating in the hotel’s water supply. And maybe that person was on meth.

The average RN job does not pay close to 6 figures. You would have to a) have a masters or PhD in a specialty area or b) be doing enough overtime to kill you.

“...because they don’t want government money to go into killing babies.”

Snack game is iffy; piling some Aldi pino on top of my top shelf gin—could end badly. Will report back.

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT RONALD REAGAN

That skateboard shot is frickin awesome.

Now you’re just poking it with a stick.

It’s...not a thing. The subculture of people who are “poly” and “chill” doing heroin casually with people they meet online is exceedingly small. Please don’t do this again. I don’t even know you and I care about you more than a bored poly housewife who’d give an inexperienced stranger heroin.

Wow. This is long (like my dick). I am so sorry.

When can we start firing the people who aren’t firing this cunt?

Sad Tastebuds

Guest on Maher said he empowers assholes. This is the best explanation that exists.

Tough but fair.

In other news: trial by dunking makes a comeback. If you drown, that means you’re innocent.

Maybe she has yellow wallpaper?