But I NEED Lucy to come out from under the couch by Friday, at the very latest. 

Understarred. 

My vagina just puckered, ran under the couch. It’s just crouching there, staring. Thanks a fucking heap, Ag.

Lavrentiy Beria

I’m afraid you've nailed it. Littlefinger's gotta Littlefinger. 

A four inch Tucker on white bread, ketchup only, sweet tea.

Agreed. The commentary thread re: trump's hurricane chart over on splinter rich pickins 

Now that's incisive 

S’ok, Crunch. MY head focused on the tiny little paw holding up the map..and I starred the comment before I saw the dick joke.

Sincerely, an excellent comment

This right here. This fool would be wiped OUT in any high school debate. He’s presenting half digested impressions he’s gathered as facts, poorly phrased, then resorting to insults when cornered. Hey, wait!!?

Autodidact white boy tilting at windmills he half understands. You see yourself as a sharp witted, discerning fellow, yes? But your language so vague, so full of Cult of Personality phrases...you read, but you don’t study. It’s boring, what you do.

And a boot to the head, dirty prole style

Eh, there’s a lot more nipping and snipping over the (wife’s) contact case and toothbrush than you’d expect with this Shit Goat. ( full disclosure: when complaints did no good, I fed my Goat pounds of his own Shit Goat snippings)

Nah. Wrestling mom here. Expert eye says he's wrestling Heavy. IF he takes a massive dump before weigh in. 

Her poor knees! One more water bottle and they're sideways 

Overestimated knob factor.  Classic hubris.  Add white wine- another one bites the dust.

“Mentally retarded gash”-again, “gash”, and uh, yes..”bitch”. you hit all your marks, troll. Wipe yourself off with a crusty sock and have a Keystone.

Known as “blue john” round here and universally despised. It's the mouth feel.

Like to read? O, Rotten Gotham by Tom Wolfe is remarkably prescient.