Thank you, fellow greyling.

This new “never socialism” is a variation on the old Gollum “oh god, communism” we herky-jerked to back in the day. 

This is a “chinlet” which is rarely seen in the wild without its protective goatee. I caught one on my game camera, eating out of my trash can.

Yeah, and try walking into the barn when the babies are out of the nest, but not flying too well yet. They rapidly walk around like robots, about knee high. The effect is...disconcerting.

Ha ha, once I heard my husband ( chief of fire dept) on the phone with a lady wanting him to deploy the ladder truck to rescue a cat in a tree. He tried reasoning with her, no dice. Then I heard him say, “ All due respect, ma’am, but have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?”

I regret to inform you I am called...Dickless. But that joke was good cheese.

And wiped himself off with that crusty old sock he keeps under the bed

*hands dagger to mrs. O*

I’m just waiting for the How do you plead, LORD BAELISH? moment in her story arc, I guess. 

Ivanka Littlefinger.

Even later to the party. I own three stereoscope cards (1900 version of a Viewmaster) of the San Francisco earthquake, after the quake, but before the fire. It still blows my mind someone had the wherewithal to drag a heavy double camera out in the street for this. There are images of women with pompadours standing…

After my husband cheated the marriage to death, I met a doctor on POF. Man, I thought, I’ve fallen in a shitpot, and come up smelling like a rose! He was near the end of his residency in neurology, smart, witty, cute AF. We spent the evening strolling thru’ Westport eating Kobe beef hamburgers, getting all het up for…

Translator’s notes in shorthand: Putin-Don’t forget to tickle my balls.

I super enjoyed this and that's fucked up. 

I get your reference and approve your comment. 

If she thought she could get more attention, she'd  paint her ass bright red. So thirsty! Moving along.....

I don’t remember this bitch from nursing school.

I feel he should resign from the presidency d/t his use of the word “lame.” 

Place hands on keyboard, do not look at keys! Type: Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. See the silver lever to your left? That's the carriage return, slap it. 

Have done wound care in nursing, including a circumferential knee to heel wound that was ten years old! The patient was advised to amputate. She was 90. She said, Hell no! And antagonized Doc, who threw up his hands, saying Fuck it. He left orders for special ointments  costing 600 a tube, special dressing, etc. She…