I’m curious where all those old commie bashin’ Rooskie hatin’ government types so popular in my youth are these days? They were similar to the yokels we have now, but somehow different.

Buzzfeed saying Trump instructed Cohen to lie to Congress

Thank you.That is said without irony because my race does not recognize irony. Certain of us sentient Lizard People welcome these odd bits of information, so as to learn your ways and while away time until certain Events. We, too, await Mueller’s report and after that, you can expect things to move rather quickly.

Ive started IVs only to have the patient flee the ER with the lock in place. I guess it's easier access than digging around your grody collapsed veins yourself.

Nah, keep those hopes up. Obese, poor nutrition, age, stress. Look at that abdomen! I've said this before, but i would give anything to examine his legs and ankles. Train wreck. 

This is simply an old fart skin tear. Dressed kabillions of them on old farts. 

#ruminate 

Got a joke for you: why do meth heads always do it doggy style?

I believe in their good intentions that awful night

KC is the greatest. Recently a friend had a stroke, I was speeding to the hosp, crying, at 3 am. If you are out at 3 in Northeast, you are GOING to get accosted by a hooker. Anyway, they kept approaching me at stoplights, soliciting, and i was so upset..i asked them to pray for me. To a woman, each one stepped back,…

Why does Jarrett look like a corpse from a cut rate funeral parlor?

There's a guy in KC that loves to yell at people thru a megaphone when everyone is out farting around in Westport. He's very religious. Once a fellow in a car shouted "Stop judging people!" and Megaphone Man shouted back, " I AM judging you...I like your hat!" Which was awesome. 

Yeah, a “fister” in 1970's parlance. “I am dating a 2 fister”

The local Trumped up idiot in my neck of the woods is called Pus Gut. This is a country pejorative and i am honored to offer it to you.

The drug is measured in micrograms. I have seen 50-75, up to 300 mcg per hour via IV for post stroke brain storming. Have pushed 50 lotsa times. 3mg = 3000 mcg which would def kill a man and his brothers and dog, too.

Read The Man that Fell to Earth for a depressing, prescient take, 70's style. Forget the Bowie movie, find the book. I re-read the other day, did some symbolic reassignments and whoa, did I fall into a funk. You know what?

This is a no lose presidency for Putin. Option A: a deeply compromised idiot doing what he’s told. Or B: A deeply compromised idiot putting a stick in the spokes of government, making us lose face internationally, and keeping the rabble hypnotized with Twitter foolishness. Better than the H bomb! 

Ah, well thank you for that. I have noticed the posts that are instantly called out are always rather bland and insipid, so I wondered...does he rely on this to get ungreyed? I’ve commented for years, always grey. If i comment, it’s to directly connect in a conversation with another person, so no shits given about…

Please give me the story about this tomato. Ive been seeing this for awhile, but im not understanding how y'all ferret him out so quickly.

Every med professional i speak to says he’s a train wreck. LOVE to be the nurse assessing this pus gut. As a nurse, i do not diagnose, but i assess, and a sharp bitch like me can get the 411 with my eyes, stethoscope and education. I’d start with his cloven hooves and leave nothing out. Maybe i cannot diagnose, but i…