Love to see his ankles. Bet he’s edematous, hairless, with that shiny brown skin. CHF, he’s full of water. High blood pressure, huge LDL cholesterol, history of amphetamine use. Train wreck.

Sad to say, i have. Dude is spun. Those early am tweets...grandiose relief from that first bump of the day. Adderall fiends ive known claim it makes them smarter, more decisive. Then, as the day wears on, dumber and meaner. The law of diminishing returns, doncha know. This all fits with Trump’s behavior so far. Do…

Yes: mild, moderate, severe and profound, you remember? Anyway, things/ terminologies change, and it’s good for me to change, too. I really don't get my feelings hurt if offered a reasoned explanation where i goof. So, thanks and apologies out there where indicated.

The Adderall doesn't sniff itself, you know.

On the other hand, Aunt Rachel looked radiant tonight, rollin those big brown eyes.

This was a common medical term used when i came on..im always up for correction, and i will remember what you advise, thanks.

Ha ha, some wag spray painted "A boot to the head Joplin!" On the watertower of that benighted town.

She was 14 years old with a 2 year old mind. A sweet child always eager to please, she had no idea...

Well, she was my patient and in pain. She looked at me and I just went nuclear on his ribs. His oofs, and ows only made me madder, not my finest moment, tho i refrained from a boot to the head. I felt super disgusted, like i was killing a rat. 

If she is comatose, she prob has a peg tube, which accesses stomach directly. She is monitored by nurses, dietary and etc. All meds and nutrition are given via peg. So she very likely had good nutritional support during pregnancy. I’ve written and changed orders a thousand times for these patients according to their…

What the..? Wish i weren’t a moron so i could show you video of Bryan Ferry”Let’s Stick Together” with Jerry Hall. Ignore Ferry's huge package and concentrate on Hall's perfect nostril flare. Wendi Deng, my ass.

Very witty, amos

Rode out a tornado working in an ER. Very sick people huddled in a hallway, captive audience to an elderly lady gabbing about her bowels/ pooping as the hail beat the roof off.

Gotta say i laughed like a jackass when i found eating/ pooping dolls for my son's 2 yr old twins.

Golly thanks, sometimes i feel like a total POS, but thanks.

Earworm all day now, thanx

THIS white girl's weed in high school was ten feet tall, growing behind the barn. And, yes, rather dank.

Hey, I’m staying with my parents..it has been six months. They are both very ill, so...but today dad said something pretty awesome ( he has dementia) He told me he heard a new word on NPR. “Didn’t” The cool new word he reported was DIDN'T. He shook his head in wonder and disbelief at this astounding developement. 

Sweety, nurse here: wash those eyes with no more tears. Really does work. 

Yeah, i gasped outloud when i read that. Really went low. I imagine those kids have enough survivor’s guilt without this shit.