Whoa whoa whoa! Excellent observation! Just excellent and a bit of icing in a decision cake ive been baking this week. THANKS

Because the cheating is the whole point. My ex-beloved ex-husband cheated on me with a very unattractive woman with an ass an axe handle wide. She reminded me of Mother in pink floyd’s The Wall. An abrasive, shrill hag of a woman who silent called me hundreds of times, just because. Who told the local police she felt “…

Oh my! Your masterful plan makes me feel funny in my nether regions.  

Came here for political gritty, and instead, this shit. Your joke a bit lame, the response a bit coarse, and obvs caused some distress. Be the better bra wearer and tone down the “you suck, you sensitive, get a life” reponse. A reasoned discussion would have spared us all of this drama and we could get back to…

Trump’s lucky star is kaput. He’s not quite in the lower bunker just yet, but just wait. I can’t imagine Melania being quite as stalwart as Eva Braun, but then, Eva was a lady.

A legit one, my fav: Starball Contribution. It’s a real thing people, light fuse and GET AWAY.

Haha, I remember walking in on a cousin contemplating drinking bleach, as his wife “heard somewhere” it would erase THC from a mandatory drug test for work. I screamed, the dog howled, and the plan went nowhere. Her plan, that is.

Agreed. Have horrible stories of my own, er nurse, deadpan charting a must.

Worked at RSC for a time...let’s just say you are not seeing how the candy is made. Yikes! I used to think,”Well, at least this isn't a pork chop factory."

Ever eaten sushi at Sushi Haru, oh about 135th and Stateline, I think Leawood? Just a strip mall looking joint, and ima telling you! Try the dragon roll. Worth it. Jack Stack in Martin City pretty good, too. The food trucks east of Benton on Independence Ave the bomb for tamales and corn on a stick, plus the best 9…

Um, not if you’ve seen how that candy is made, NO

Sleeping off the Adderall rails. 

The onliest funny joke i ever heard joan rivers tell was she heard a woman screaming in an ajoining hotel room, and she wondered, is it murder? Or Epilady?

I stole a rat from the high school science lab. He was going to be murdered, then dissecting. Put him in my bib overalls and rode home on the bus. He was a very nice, clean he-rat. Fortunately, my father went apeshit for him, drove around town with him on the dash of the car, made a lovely home for him in a living…

The very minute g-pa died, my aunt stole a family heirloom, ran outside and locked it in the trunk of her car. Again, he drew his last breath, women were wailing, and her first thought was securing an object meant for another. So i feel ya 

Sweetie, a German milkmaid sounds just cute as all hell. 

A dude came in the ER one night with a huge MRSA boil on his coccyx. Doc injected 2% lidocaine all around the thing to numb the area before incision and drainage. This.....pressurized....the boil to an alarming degree. The doc then grinned at me and plunged a 14 gauge needle (without syringe) into it, causing a pus…

The answer to all questions regarding motivation is either sex or money. Wonder which it was?

Yes sir! I imagine Mueller patted him on the back, brought him a diet coke, said, “I understand, Mike.”

You are seeing them jump ship if a fat fuck sycophant like Christie doesn't want the job that puts him closest to the Center of Power.