Wanna be friends? After all, we be grey.

Replying to self: Hey, self. Imagine the moment if in 50 yrs Menendez gets out and they hand him his early 90s semi-mullet. 

I turned in a college psych essay, oh about ‘08, and the instructor told me her husband, a psychologist, ran it through some sort of plagiarism algorithm(s). She snickered telling me this. Because passive aggressive. I was a middle aged bibliophile returning to college, so yeah, I wrote it. She knew it and was…

“Lickspittle” oh you lovely curmudgeon/termagant you

Lyle Menendez. Hairpiece confiscated right there in the jug.

Also, the senile anger when crossed or confused. 

Off topic: I recently drove by one of those digital signs outside a small hospital announcing the birth of Ammo Hunter "Jones," a bouncing baby boy. Fucking wow.

Dementia. I am calling it, having spent my entire 40 year professional career amongst these folks..Also my mother has what she calls “The More-So Theory.” The older we get, the More So we are. Misogynist asshole? The More So. Denier of facts? The More So. Mom’s a fucking genius. You don’t want to hear about her “One…

Quick question: as I am innocently watching Chris Cuomo on YouTube, I am constantly interrupted by commercials starring some overly groomed metrosexual gent saying stuff like “...Anthony Bourdain criticized Hilary Clinton and now he’s dead....” Of course, I exit rapidly, but I’d like to know, who IS this douchebag?…

Also...."The Awful Truth" is on Filmstruck, RIP. Irene Dunne, Cary Grant. Irene is....the greatest in this flick. Look for the moment when she laughs in the music recital.  

Saw an aurora over my small Missouri town in 80 or 81. It was red. All the street lights, traffic lights, residential went poof. We cruised town on motorcycles goggling at the red sky overhead. Cross my heart.

Yeah, stay hydrated. It’ll tend to lower serum glucose levels. Really monitor those levels. Remember, high blood glucose fattens up fetal babies into Jumbo size versions of themselves. Not cool. Common sense rules here.

Oh god, the Vega. Had to put a quart of oil in it everyday before school. Your comment....makes perfect sense.

Sociopaths invent memories and BELIEVE them, too. Becomes a point of pride to defend, elaborate on, etc. All about him, you’ll see. Ho fucking hum, this guy’s a snore; out here in the hinterlands people just want Mueller to drop. For some of us the report will be bread, for others, circuses. Trump’s delusions will get…

Worth all the scrolling to read. 

Personally, I think putting their heads on spears an acceptable answer.

Look up the movie Terrorvision. Worth it. You may be onto something.

I work in the inner city. Give me 5 minutes to explain to a poor uneducated mother the Facts and BOOM, another baby vaccinated. I’m saying if a 16 year old high school dropout gets it...WTF. Is wrong with these college educated bloggers?

Grandmother in law told a harrowing story of her first child’s death. She described the child as unable to breathe on her own. Her husband rocked the baby from side to side, effectively breathing for her. It worked as long as the young couple lasted...but exhaustion set in and they. just. couldn’t anymore. Their…

Agree, as a nurse. I delivered a fetal demise in the er. Mom refused prenatal care. Baby was blue, obv dead for days. Parents shrieking and blaming staff. All for nothing and it was hard to get that image out of my head. Oh! And I’ve seen death from untreated diabetes, scarlet fever and other easily treated diseases.…