Buy or rent time machine, go back to 70's, purchase case of ole timey Chapstik, the waxy stuff. I’ll split the cost. And, oh! Please bring back a bottle of Aviance.

Ambit fade cream. It is very inexpensive and effective. Blemishes cease, and those odd pigment spots Old White Women get at the crease of the jaw fade away. I’m 54 and have peachy skin.

I dunno if it was pre-childbirth hormones, but my usual propensity to pick up ear worms went into overdrive before my last child was born. The Worm was (god) Peter Pumpkinhead. It was playing at high volumn between labor pains. The worst.

I had a coy of Farmer Boy when I was a kid. It was an old hardback, very tattered. Years later, I found the same exact (my) copy in a flea market. How it got there is anyone’s guess, but it’s mine again.

My brother just texted me we are minutes from finding out the name of Trump’s childhood sled

I went through nursing school TWICE. LPN and RN. I took many many notes. If you must write, get some Varsity disposable fountain pens. $24 for a box of twelve on Amazon. Fountain pens actually paint the ink onto paper, no pressure on your hands as the ink just flows out of the nib. I'll swear by this! My A and P notes…

Yes. Sandler has the meanest eyes ever

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Mmmm, awesome, but our man is dead sexy.

Fucking snap!

Me, too. Hell, like what you want. Hemingway wrote some great short stories before he started bloviating. Once he sank to worrying about the size of Fitzgerald’s dick, it was game over. Hey! Maybe Franzen’s maid is Fitzgerald’s dick!!?

Sleepy Time tea, scalding hot, lots of it. Makes you pee and sedates you, a little

All us nursing school bitches began to cycle at the same time and the sky rolled up like a scroll.

Oh, he’ll be staring down the barrel of the state board of nursing. If he’s applying for school, forget it. If he’s in school, he’s out. They DON’T PLAY.

Me,too! I’m a nurse and I’ll assess patients using the doctor’s voice, and they look SO confused when doc comes in and starts talking. Also, I'm the SHAT at starting an IV.

Bipolar mania. I have a bed available on the locked unit, don't worry, I got this.

I drew blood for an alcoholic that was brought into our ER. It was over 0.5. The guy was found in someone's shed, clutching an empty gallon of Popov. He was walking around and arguing with staff. Doc said, -No way, Dubious..draw it again. Which I did, and the second test was HIGHER.

Nurse here. For what it’s worth, I’ll tell you a story. I cared for a lady with advanced cancer. I knew her from before; she had four beautiful grown daughters and they swanned around town together. A very tight and happy relationship.

Face like a clenched fist. My best friend of forty years, who knows me better than anyone, gave me a sanctimonious lecture in front of her 14 year old daughter about the sanctity of heteronormative marriage. (I’m gay as can be..) I could tell she thought of this as a teaching moment for her child. She huffed out of…

I’ll try. I’m a white nurse working as a charge in a locked down psych facility. 80% of patients/ staff are black. I had a motorcycle accident Sunday. No broken bones, or head injury, praise God, but I’m in so much pain!! My patients are severely delusional schizophrenics. When they saw my black and blue and white ass…