Her favorite song was “Cold As Ice” by Foreigner, ironically.

Good. He deserves all the worst things in life for that suckering that dude. What a bitch.

My reaction is best summed up by Mr. Dicaprio.

Now I know where the reject Kardashian sisters go to die. Iran.

Tim Raines and Jeff Bagwell continue to wait dejectedly.

You’re spellin needz wurk

Artist rendering of Manziel in Las Vegas:

Love the on field mics. They need to use them more. I understand their reluctance though. What with all the “fucks” “bitches” “pussies” and homophobic slurs used constantly. Maybe make that a separate game channel where you know full well that those words will be used when watching the game and charge $10 extra like…

Roger Goodell: “See! NFL is much safer.”

As uncomfortable whites go when being around blacks saying dumb shit it’s hard to beat this:

His ball handling skills will come in handy at his future full time job at Dicks Sporting Goods...

The hoverboards name is Bustyer Ass Douglas

What was your response? Anything less than “Go fuck yourself!” and I'm sorely disappointed.

Someone should punch him in his face for that sly shit-eating grin.

This really saddens me... Sakuraba is a legend and seeing this reminds me that Japanese MMA is still a long way off.

Luke, Soy tu padre!

With any luck his kids will murder him or become methheads thanks to his “wholesome” upbringing and a video camera in their face their entire developing years.

Onassis is Kobe’s god son