Dan Snyder hired this photographer immediately.

That fat fuck is fast as fuck

I can only imagine the disappointment for the OSU players... When they first saw Mike Gundy’s mullet.

At least he’s aging better than Steve Francis.

Did he thank his entourage for wasting his 100+ million dollars?

I guess he is REEEEEALLY comfortable on the bench.

S’mores are dogshit garbage.

You had one job.

And why has no one suggested the Las Vegas Liberaces!?!?

Dennis rodman did something similar and signed a pair of sneakers when he kicked the cameraman in the balls.

Surely you jest...

Coloradao State hasn't been the same since they got rid of their spelling praogram

The Fuck Cowherd and Skip Show on WNnnnnnnnnnBC

Draymond Green has had better shots with his stick

What would be the legal repercussions of an underage person saw the aforementioned dick pic? Can he be charged with lewd conduct for transmitting the image of his Magic Johnson? Just curious if anyone has insight into the law (if any) this would be under...

Bringing Olympics to countries with severely under-developed infrastructure... Good call IOC.

Sale: Do I regret being a big fucking baby? Absolutely not.

When reached for comment Jason Bourne said, “What the fuck?”

How does one “grasp” for air?

*insert mandatory hockey player would have stayed in comment*