While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

Did he thank his dad, God?

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

Up until about, oh, ninety seconds ago I was a firm opponent of the death penalty.

Star Spangled Boner.

The good news is, after not moving the offense on three straight drives, Kaepernick can probably sit the entire season.

He will be labeled a distraction by the NFL press in 4...3...2...

Nailed it.

Ah, but thanks to the U.S. fucking up again, they will!

That was my thought. The favelas explode damn near every night but they’re hellbent on questioning olympic athletes?

Is lying to NBC an crime in Brazil? Don’t these dipshit police have real crimes to investigate?

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

Beltre seems like one of the most overall fun guys in the MLB (I almost said NFL there for some reason)

Jeeeesus Christ can she stick those landings.

I don’t see what it accomplishes. Am I missing something?

Du Li noted.

I spent a year in Korea and it was the easiest tour I ever did. I can’t wait till we reach peak Nationalism and we start doing surprise reunions after a two month TDY to Florida.

I don’t think it can be pointed out often enough the degree to which the NFL, in actuality, does not give a shit about the military but uses the partnership for 1) profit and 2) so that all the military nomenclature that is shit out the mouths of the Bucks and Nantzes of the world of a thin veneer of support from the…

I wouldn't worry about it, Hawk. Your White Sox will clean that up easily.

I'd like to point out that in the former Soviet Russia, the airbag launches you.