just wasn’t her day
Drhaze
Drhaze
The refs obviously didn’t pick up Barton’s question of “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?”
Oh man. Awesome
If he should be investigated for anything, it’s a hate crime ... for singing Aerosmith- Don't wanna miss a thing
Unwritten rule of soccer being broken. Who can we call?
This dickbag makes $95K a year as a head coach for a public school in Georgia??? Wtf
What do you mean “you people?”
Please god let this thing maul him in a year.
Dude at the end almost completed the Hulk Hogan.
Lakers: “Fucking finally”
Should have just let the south secede.
his pants, and the fact im sure they are 500 dollars, make me want to throw him off the roof of his posh 8 million dollar apartment
Awwww fauck yaaa Dawny
Fry eagle fry
Best article i have read in a long time... not just on Deadspin. Thank you...
He completed the warm fuzzy happy family-man feeling by not paying a girlfriend for a gangbang. Great guy all around.
Still holds the record for the helmet toss though so he can't be THAT depressed
When you pay a turd like Simers 230K of course you're going to be financially effed.
This dude is never going back to the minors for anything outside of rehab stint
When reached for comment, Paul Walker said, “He did what?”