They’d never admit it but every single Republican was rolling their eyes as soon as they saw his latest gassy feeb-tweet because they’re all very much aware that Waddles is absolutely burying them right now. Just wait until he returns to doing his flatulent hate-rallies, he’ll be braying about nonsense that will make…

Absolutely true. You can trace the modern relationship between the NFL and the military back to Super Bowl XXV and Gulf War 1. Since then it’s been incessant. The idea that the pre-game anthem ceremony is some sacrosanct ritual done to honor the military is ridiculous, like you pointed out above it’s essentially a…

I’ve heard, it’s only a matter of finding a place dumb enough to host him. He’s going to erupt during these rallies and say some incendiary things to his throngs of roaring Trumpies, bank on it. He’s getting desperate and he’s gonna go full Q in front of them.

Agree fully. The message is fine but “defund” is going to be interpreted as “lefties want to abolish the police” which is obviously ridiculous, but never ever underestimate the stupidity of the American public. “Reform” is way more apt IMO.

He is terrified. He’s been frantic about his “numbers” and furiously waddling around the bunker in a flatulent frenzy over the fact that Americans are at long last seeing through his rather blatant act. Expect him to start pushing daffy catch-phrases and scheduling hate rallies very, very soon.

Normalizing Trump and pretending that Trumpies have a valid voice worthy of being heard is exactly how we got saddled with that waddling orange pud in the first place. Society is growing weary of forever having to pander to that whole ridiculous charade. “Sending in the military” was the gassy idea of a fraud, one who…

It’d be pretty tough for a “regular person” to sell that much blow. Anyone who’d be in the market for that kind of bulk would likewise be the kind of person who’d just kill you and steal it.

The only thing Lard Belly has “created” over the last three and a half years is a big smelly dent in his sofa cushion. He genuinely thought the obedient worker bees would hear “more jobs!” and drop to their knees in gratitude and praise. He doesn’t even know what a “job” is, as he’s never been anywhere near one…

There will be a day in the future where you’ll read or hear that “Tucker Carlson, former Fox News pundit” has died. You’ll think for a moment, then say “oh, yeah, I remember that asshole”. That will be his and every other “right-wing pundit’s” legacy...a momentary thought, then nothing.

In other news, the medical device manufacturer he visited today in Maine had to throw a day’s work away because Lard Belly insisted on waddling around without a mask wheezing on everything, just to pander to his slovenly base yet again. The stories where Trumpies desperately try to assign all these qualities and…

According to Lard Belly the coronavirus and protests are old news now because of “the jobs” he apparently “created” while he was furiously feeb-tweeting about TV news programs. We’re all supposed to forget about all that boring libtard shit and praise Waddles for bravely and successfully steering America through its…

So according to Lard Belly a) George Floyd, who is dead, should be “happy”, b) “jobs” are “back” and “great”, c) the coronavirus is old news and over now and d) we owe it all to the obese flabby pud. Oh, and the clearly overweight TV addict is in “perfect shape” too. At this point every day he continues to live is…

I can’t even imagine the burning white-hot shame I’d feel if I stood there like an idiot while that freakish gasbag tap-danced all over my face. The Grand Old Party was completely kneecapped by a giant gassy blowhard and they all just shrugged and played along. Not one of them had balls enough to say “fuck you, we all…

Paris Is Still Burning is the best Trust song, too.

It’s amazing what losers his kids are. None of them have amounted to anything more than being Trump’s kids. Chinless Donnie Junior isn’t respected enough to be invited into the inner circle, so he sniffs around the perimeter, licking daddy’s balls and shamelessly pandering for his attention. He’s little more than a…

Funny how none of them “spoke up” when that obese waddling feeb hijacked their party and made a total mockery of it in the first place. They sat there smirking while he be-bopped and scatted all over common decency, but NOW they’re “asking questions”. Fuck them all, they threw all credibility away five years ago.

Business as usual for Waddlin’ Don today. Tweeting threats aimed at his critics...and that’s pretty much it, really. Waddles wants to go back to the carefree days of 2019 where he could fritter away entire work weeks on TV n’ tweetin’ but the mountains of criticism are driving him even more batshit insane. He’s just…

More like the “goober-loo” movement. The one factor working in everyone’s favor is that the vast majority of these types are morons.

Three and a half years into his term and he suddenly needs to “inspect” his emergency bunker, on a Friday night, in the middle of nationwide civil unrest. Now he’s a bunker expert too.

LOL Waddles was “inspecting” the bunker...on a Friday night...as civil unrest raged across the country. “Hey fellas, I’m still kinda new here, so since there isn’t much else going on let’s do that routine bunker inspection now”. Lardo actually thinks this is somehow believable, which shows you how stupid he thinks…