It’s so funny, his hat is LITERALLY in hand. From what I’ve been reading he totally lost his shit before the rally even began, apparently he saw that no one was there from his plane. Waddles expected a full-blown Trumpie riot, complete with “bikers” manhandling delicate snowflake libtards and cops gunning down…

You got to remember too that there was NO cap on tickets reserves. People keep thinking that its all the Tik Tok people to blame but anyone could have gone to the arena, requested a ticket, and walked in. That was what the overflow was for.

Even a straight to steaming movie with Scooby Doo?!

I think if he loses it’ll be interesting to see how his base deals with their demigod turning out to be vincible.

Mrs. Trump’s pleas to her friends to think of her husband as a human in possession of an actual penis seem a bit odd, do they not?

It’s probably in Melania’s contract to repeat exactly that whenever any question of Trump’s manhood arises.

I know. It’s very strange out there. I hate grocery stores in normal times so this has really been my idea of hell.

Regarding Rage Level Four, you might want to bear in mind that one of the more sickening aspects of the US penal system is the mass public enthusiasm held for prisons to be horrible torture-fests of rape and murder.  I’d be safer in a New Zealand prison than I would be in some of America’s “best” neighbourhoods...

The press should know by now that Trump admin policies are incoherent nothing burgers. They are designed to “hate signal” to his base who will crow about the headline while missing the substance. The panic is the “owning the libs” moment they live for.

this is fucking funny because his followers don’t read lmao

I don’t wanna embed Trump’s tweet here but he is referring to the Secret Service as the “SS” now. Everything is fine.  

I don’t understand why he didn’t just buy a chin like his sister did. They’re not expensive.

Oh Kay Kay, the promise to never lie is fading everytime those big ol doe eyes of yours blink. Enjoy taking orders at Hardees when this is all done and your forever linked to Captain Orange McFuckstick....or hey..better plan! maybe he will grant you that coveted Mrs Trump 4 (5?) moniker when the current one jumps ship…

I think it’s worth remembering that Junior is not a government employee of any kind. He has no reason to have discussion with any foreign officials about anything. It’s terrible enough his old man represents the US to the world. We certainly don’t need his twisted spawn pretending to be...whatever he’s pretending to…

Who knew they could grow facial hair.

This speech is going to have Trump talking about how persecuted he is and how he is basically black isn’t it?

But wait, there’s more:

Rallies are due to start very soon. 

Do people know the history of that? Do they know that the U.S. Department of Defense started paying the NFL in the 1990s to broadcast the National Anthem before games because they were having trouble recruiting …?

I'm not sure The Odd Couple is held in the same high esteem as many other 70s sitcoms, it certainly was never a big hit during its network run or in syndication.  The performances of Tony Randall and Jack Klugman made the show memorable, even as the scripts quickly became very broad and silly.