Chinless Donny Junior, daddy’s unfortunately-profiled mistake. The beard only accents the chinlessness.

McEnany is already showing signs of wear and tear from the stress of being a professional liar. Look at those dead soulless eyes. They can’t wait to hop on board the greed train but once they’re aboard they start to realize it’s all a huge sham.

LOL Waddles worshipers, the root cause of every American problem.

I pray to sweet baby Jesus that you eat a bullet, or at least catch the virus.

It’s so funny, his hat is LITERALLY in hand. From what I’ve been reading he totally lost his shit before the rally even began, apparently he saw that no one was there from his plane. Waddles expected a full-blown Trumpie riot, complete with “bikers” manhandling delicate snowflake libtards and cops gunning down…

Waddles wanted a huge riot and throngs of angry imbeciles doing battle in the streets in his name. He got a few thousand yawning sweaty goobers instead. Lard Belly’s act is played, even his loyal drool-cups are tired of his “greatest hits” routine. No one cares about walls, Hillary, Obama or any of his other standby…

Fact is that even Trumpies are growing weary of Waddlin’ Don’s bizarre babbling and deranged gyrations. It grows more and more obvious each day how he never actually “does” anything. Only the dumbest Trumpies are going to bother crowding into a smelly arena to watch that imbecile babble about how awesome he is,…

In case you missed his big Tulsa rally, it turned out to be a massive failure. He did his act in front of a half empty arena, complete with his campaign- style gyrating and flailing, aimlessly babbling the entire time. It was a total debacle. 

Man, his neck vagina is beyond disturbing. Good thing he still shaves regularly.

During his gassy campaign Waddles “jokingly suggested” that “2nd Amendment types” might “handle” Hillary for him. He still won. The fat asshole is neck-deep in his Twitter fantasy world, with the memes and far-right lunacy. He doesn’t know what any of it means nor does he give a fuck, he just know that his drool-cups…

Yeah, and at the end they unmask the villain and it’s Obama. “I would have gotten away with it too if not for you meddling patriots!”.

They will go full Q and he will merrily egg them on and appoint himself as the “real” president, at least among his cultists. Then he’ll be free to indulge every nutty conspiracy he can find and he damn sure will. Plus he’ll have a huge merch store. It’ll be like the band Kiss. Shirts, hats, stickers, flags, banners,…

Paragraph four, line B, sub-section C: Donald’s penis will always be referred to as “above average” and “great” whenever the topic is broached. Failure to do so will void the “free diamonds” clause of this agreement.

It’s simultaneously pathetic and hilarious when she indulges him and plays make-believe for her salary. In five years when he’s dead she’ll make the talk show rounds, still desperately pretending she’s something she is not and never will be. 

LOL it’s hysterical when she tries to pretend she “loves” that flabby doughy pink mess. She’s as blatantly fraudulent as he is.

LOL Melania’s pathetic ruse is pretty funny. It’s hilarious when she tries to pretend that her and Zee Donald are a real husband and wife team and she’s not paid to play make-believe. Anyone buying her nonsense is an idiot, I’d wager actual money that they’ve never even been naked in the same room together and…

Be an asshole, face the consequences. Solve the problem by behaving like a courteous normal human being. 

Yes, and the idea that you DESERVE to be raped and tortured because you did something that landed you in jail. The incarceration and loss of rights isn’t enough, you also deserve to be horribly abused and have no right to complain about it because that’s the punishment.

Yeah me too but here in NJ I have to admit that after the initial panic buying mega-frenzy died down and everyone adapted to the changes it actually kind of got BETTER than it was before. Markedly less standing around, blabbing, dilly-dallying and aisle-hogging, more respect for personal space, it’s almost bordered on…

Waddles is exactly like the brain-dead slobs who worship his every idiotic bleat. He wants to party...right now...virus or no virus and he sees his “defiance” as an integral part of his persona. In reality he’s a vicious self-absorbed freak who doesn’t really give a shit if everyone at his feeb-rally dies, as long as…