“It’s time to listen”...it is? So what was everyone doing before, sticking their fingers in their ears and yelling “LA LA LA CAN’T HEAR YOU”? This is not the first time the country has been faced with civil unrest over racially motivated police brutality, but you wouldn’t know it based on all the platitudes being…

When the shit started going down, Waddles was deep in his secure bunker, tweeting and watching TV. Everything he’s said and done since was a response to what the TV was saying about him. He came out of his hole, did his act (is anything more annoying than that idiotic sing-songy way he speaks when he’s trying to…

She’s just a spoiled little rich girl whose daddy gave her a “company” to play with. Remember when she was supposedly going to be the “voice of poised moderate reason”? That didn’t go very well.

Her daddy’s “let’s create a totally fictional back story for myself” grift hasn’t worked out all that well for Daddy’s Little Princess. No one’s buying the crap she’s trying to sell.

Waddles believes in “hitting back twice as hard”. When he abandons his zany nicknames I’ll stop mocking his obesity, his neck flaps and his son’s lack of a chin.

One can only imagine how badly he’s unraveling behind closed doors. He had three relatively uneventful and easy years, but now the wheels have come off and the country is spiraling out of control. He is paralyzed by ineptitude and has no earthly idea what to do other than resorting to his regular playbook. Threats,…

LOL look at Waddles, that’s the face of a man who’d rather be watching TV and tweeting. Remember, anything that distracts him from TV time sends him into a rage, it’s a personal affront to him. COVID, rioting, natural disasters, shootings...they all take his attention away from his one true blue love...seeing himself…

It’s a nice gesture but a gesture is all it is. Anytime pop culture injects itself into anything real I automatically assume someone is cashing in on it somehow, but that’s just good ol’ American cynicism I guess.

“Slowly & in-total-command walk …”

Waddles is the living embodiment of every single Christian “sin”. All of them. He is and always has been completely amoral, the only “code” he lives by is “me first”.

Perhaps she could use a “clouting” with a brick or two. These loudmouthed gassy Trumpies had better watch themselves, as this is no time for their obnoxious flatulent braying.

As always, Waddles automatically assumes literally everything is all about him and nothing else. Everything he did and said yesterday was in direct response to the stories about him hiding in the bunker.

That beard does nothing to hide his missing chin.

This talentless, chinless freak again. We get it, Junior, you crave daddy’s affection, point taken.

He’s actually using active military troops in DC, the only place he legally can. I didn’t think he would, but once again he proved there’s no bottom there. Just look at the mess that idiotic buffoon has wrought. His term has been a disaster beyond all expectations and the only really shocking thing to me is that the…

Few people are.

He’s once again trying to bullshit his way through it, just like he always does. Before you know it it’ll be Friday and he’ll have successfully tweeted his way through yet another week. 

Every single thing he says and does is filtered through his “how does this impact me?” lens. “What are they saying about me?” is the only thing on his mind, 100% of the time. Just look at the rocket launch on Saturday, he couldn’t resist using it to attack “the previous administration”, implying that HE was…

He can, but he won’t. Note how he only became brave on Monday, after the worst was already over. While it was actually happening he did nothing but tweet. Then his handlers told him it was safe to go outside again. Stung by the criticism he’s getting, he decided to waddle around and posture like a hard guy, but…

Donnie Tough Guy, he’s Dirty Harry and Rambo all rolled up into one flabby doughy package. Waddles has no power, he’s a national punchline, a figurehead who distracts the masses as his inner circle steals whatever they can grab before the scam comes to an end. In his empty head he sees brigades of fresh-faced Trumpie…