They love to throw the flag and the troops in your face but ask a Trumpie to make any sacrifice for the greater good and they immediately start hysterically braying, like they’ll wither and die if they can’t get drunk at the corner bar or get another tattoo for a few months.

Trumpies have been conditioned to see nefarious Demobamalibtard hoaxes and scams everywhere they look. They’re all always in a waddling flatulent rage yet they can never really articulate why. They pathetically try to mask themselves in the flag, like they’re braying in defense of their great country but it’s…

It’s one of his biggest tells. When will his magical wall be finished? Two weeks or so. When will he expose the “truth” about Obamagate? In two weeks or so. When will the Justice Dept. arrest Hillary? Two weeks, give or take. When will his new and “easy” health care plan be revealed? Two weeks or so. He knows the…

Waddles has not said even one solitary honest, truthful or sincere thing since the day his candidacy began. He didn’t before that either, but back then he was easily ignored. Literally every single thing he’s said has been a lie.

Altering facts to better fit a specific narrative...hmmm, sounds very familiar.

It’s one of his biggest tells. He always says “in a few weeks” because he’s banking on his Trumpies’ minuscule attention spans, he knows that “in a few weeks” whatever he’s lying about will be forgotten and buried. In two weeks his latest “claim” will be in the “remember when?” file like the rest of them. 

One of the worst-dubbed TV versions ever.

There’s truth to this. In SATB he was sort of playing a loose parody version of himself but it was still relatively subtle. After that, though, it wasn’t subtle at all and he became kind of a joke in short order. And IMO it was a shame, as he really was a very like-able actor in his heyday.

Failing that perhaps they could get really, really drunk then go clean their guns.

He’s definitely lying again. No doctor is going to blithely hand that shit out to a 275 pound man who can barely stand upright. He desperately wants to prove how he was “right” and how he “knows things” instinctively, so he’s spouting off like it’s no biggie, just to “show” everyone he was correct.

“A couple of weeks” is always his go-to timetable when he’s lying about something. “We’ll be prosecuting Hillary soon, probably in a few weeks”...”I’m looking into Obamagate and we should know more in a couple of weeks”. He does it every time.

“A couple of weeks” is definite proof that he’s lying. He always says “a couple of weeks” when he’s lying about something. It’s a dead giveaway.

It’s always so funny when Waddles’ embarrassing sons desperately clamor for his affections. They can’t wiggle their rumps like Ivanka and Tiffy can, thus they have to resort to using their intellects to get daddy’s attention which, obviously, never works very well. I seriously doubt that Lardo even remembers Eric most…

He is, of course, lying again. He’s not taking hydroxychloroquine, not even one of his quack doctors would give that sack of lard a drug that has ill effects on the heart. Blubber Rump just wants to “prove” how he was “right” about it so his drooling Trumptards will “demand” it thus making him some easy cash. 

This is a known documented thing and it’s exactly what’s going on in that pic. He has the posture of a huge capital “S” and he’s been doing nothing but watching TV and tweeting from the hamberger lair for weeks on end. Those few steps might as well be Everest to him right now.

Look at him, waddling around like a cretin and ghoulishly mugging for the cameras while wheezing all over children. World War Two veterans, little girls...there’s no one he won’t breathe on for a quick photo-op. 

The other day I got the letter Lard Belly strong-armed the IRS into sending out on his behalf, thanking himself for generously giving me some money. One of the most irritating things about his flatulent reign is how he assumes we’re all just morons, low-IQ huckleberries who’ll blow their stimulus check at the corner…

I don’t want to see him get sued, I want to see someone take a swing at him or even just threaten to. There’s footage from his campaign where some kook ran on stage and Waddles nearly split his Depends. I want to see someone do it, just pop him one right in the jaw, just to see the horror in his eyes.

Well, the current POTUS once leased his “good name” to a “university” that turned out to be a bait & switch credit card fraud scheme, so there you go. Graft is a virtue in Red America now.

On Sunday the POTUS had time to tweet every seven and a half minutes. The undeniable fact that he does no work at all, ever, doesn’t get enough traction.