That’s right, Mitch. Living in a magical fantasy world of whimsy and imagination only works if you’re slathered in orange face paint, you jerk. When he finally mercifully dies shitting on his grave won’t even be worth the effort involved with squatting.

Look at that face. He has no earthly idea where he is, why he’s there or what he’s supposed to be doing. They’re literally just pointing him toward things and letting him witlessly mug for the cameras.

The makeup is part of it, as is his overall vanity in general. But wearing a mask takes his facial expressions out of play and they’re a huge part of his imbecilic persona. The skeptical smirk, the regal sneer, the impatient pursing, the painful over-enunciating, he can’t “clown” or mug for the cameras properly with…

I did. I also assumed he’d try to throw money and/or lawyers at it, randomly change the subject, furiously blame someone else and/or make a bunch of shit up, as that’s what he always does.

it’s pretty funny how he’s already convinced his Trumpies that the whole thing is a huge Demobamalib hoax and that masks are for pinko commie pussies, then he tours a mask warehouse, minus the mask. So the country is in dire need of masks that are being used to perpetuate a hoax designed to thwart his presidency?…

It’s not just unbelievable in a pandemic context, it’s unbelievable in any context. Obviously he has to know that he’s not “supposed to be” doing this but, as always, he doesn’t give a shit. You might as well “advise” the dog to not immediately eat dropped food. You can scold the dog but it won’t make any difference…

“Photos from the event are almost too ridiculous to be believed.”

Maybe I am too optimistic, this has been going on since day one but I thought the country in general wouldn’t tolerate it as much during a genuine national crisis. Yet here we are, with “Obamagate” in the news in spite of the fact that it’s just something the idiot made up to amuse himself and boost his “poll…

The focus is always on what he’s tweeting (“Trump Accuses Morning Joe Of Murder”) which just feeds the outrage cycle thus giving him more attention. The story should be the fact that he’s tweeting at all. If he had an entire day to spend on tweeting cartoons and memes things are even worse than previously assumed.

I just saw that clip today and I hope it marks the start of a trend. The focus is almost always on what he’s babbling about, but the bigger question is how on earth can he possibly have the time to tweet literally hundreds of times a day? I’d be concerned if this was just some random person I knew, it’s psychotic.

Lardo is going to win unless “the press” starts taking their job seriously and stops acting like one act of defiance during a press briefing represents some sort of heroic stand. The fact that the POTUS has spent the bulk of the last week tweeting non-stop idiocy should be the second-biggest story in the nation right…

This oily goblin with the “smartest 2nd grader in class” haircut again. I love how we’re suppose to pretend these weirdos are to be taken seriously, just like how we’re supposed to pretend that Waddles and his daffy daily antics are “normal”.

That beard does nothing to disguise his chinlessness. Nice try, though.

I’d bet that it makes them angry. They think back on all the stress and anxiety and the workload and the toll it took on them, then they see this waddling cretin going off on sixteen hour tweeting binges and having banners made.

It’d be fascinating to hear what the former presidents are “really” saying about him behind closed doors.

The “big” story, that as usual is being largely ignored because it’s normal now, is that the POTUS has spent the bulk of the last several days furiously feeb-tweeting about TV, celebrities and witless conspiracy theories, some of which he’s just making up as he goes along (“Obamagate”...lol). Today he accused the host…

There’s no way his inner circle signed off on that “press briefing”, that was 100% pure Waddles. He just wanted a platform to do his act and push his cretinous Obamagate fantasies in a sad attempt to switch the focus on to anything other than his incompetence and sloth.

Melania chose her poison, she merits no sympathy from me. Just like her fat gassy husband, Melania is a fraud, an empty vapid vessel imitating those who came before her and doing a piss-poor job of it too. There’s no way she spends any time around Waddles, especially now that he’s totally immersed in his cheez &…

There’s no doubt that Waddles was “advised” to not start with the “press briefings” again, which of course only prompted him to want to do it more. And, predictably, he made a shit show out of it, again. He’s trying very, very hard to pretend that “Obamagate” is a real thing, which shows you exactly how far gone and…

Can’t be beat for taking it right away, kind of messy to carry around though.