It just gets more and more surreal every single day. It’d be so, so refreshing and welcome to just have a day or two without Lardo’s demented clown-car antics. It’s a non-stop daily assault, all day, all the time. I honestly wish “the media” would just take it upon themselves to give us all a break and not cover his…

Now one of Pence’s aides has it too, as does scumbag Stephen Miller’s wife. The shit is tearing through the WH, meanwhile the fat tub of goo is furiously tweeting about TV.

So basically Waddles was exposed to COVID, then spent an afternoon waddling around a mask factory breathing on everyone without a care in the world. Of course now he’s a) pretending he DID wear a mask but you just didn’t see it and b) that he doesn’t even know this “valet” at all. He continues to prove that he’s…

At the core of Trumpism is a willingness to play along, to enable Trump’s obvious agenda by pretending it’s not what it clearly, blatantly is. I assume the motivation behind it is, of course, purely political, which means that all Trumpies, by default, are admitting that the welfare of the party (and by extension,…

Meanwhile the “president” is descending even further into TV-fueled madness. Most of his time appears to be spent on TV, whether being on it, talking about it or (sigh) tweeting about it. TV, TV, TV, 24/7/365 with this guy.

She LOVES chinless men with powerful daddies. I mean, she HAS to.

Good God, look at that elderly TV-addicted feeb, he appears to have absolutely no idea what’s going on around him. Today he was busy violently feeb-tweeting about (surprise) TV talk show hosts, once again proving that TV is literally absolutely everything to him. Waddles has apparently decided that this whole “virus…

Far, far, FAR better than he deserves. To date no one has ever seriously questioned his laughably fake “history” in any meaningful way. The lack of scrutiny he gets is just unreal, it’s unprecedented.

This is how mentally unstable Waddles is, he not only watches 12 hours of TV a day, he interacts with it and argues with it. The TV is talking to HIM and he can’t let it “win”. He cares about TV news programs so much he actually makes them seem far, far more important than they are.

If he was shot and survived he’d become a Howard Hughes-type recluse. Trump has never been involved in a physical confrontation in his life, if we was he’d mentally unravel and never leave his home again. In fact, if someone hit him in the face with a pie the same thing would happen, he’d go into seclusion.

IMO, no, not really. What he knows about Lincoln is whatever he’s gleaned from the TV over the years. I’m sure in his mind Lincoln was a tall guy, ugly, weird clothes, sells cars on TV on President’s Day, got shot at the movies and that’s it. I mean I’m sure he knows there was a Civil War and he probably knows that…

Be aware that when the flatulent waddling gasbag blubbers about how bad he has it he is talking about television. He is either a) upset that he can’t watch enough of it because of all this stuff he has to do or b) he’s upset by what the TV is saying about him. This is not a facetious take, like “oh yeah ha ha ha Trump…

Too bad we can’t have Waddles sitting in front of the real John Wilkes Booth for a few minutes. Perhaps someone could offer him a convertible tour of Dallas or something. 

Their entire “belief system” is a warped amalgam of all sorts of fanciful idiotic nonsense. “Hillary and Obama used the virus to acid-bleach her Crowdstrike email server to protect pedophiles and install a communist regime because lazy minorities refuse to get jobs” and blah blah blah. The average Trumpie has very,…

“I should have checked to see if the gun was loaded. Responsible gun ownership is very important” he said as the coroner wheeled the corpse from the dwelling.

Trump is obviously in a serious downward mental spiral, even by his own sub-basement standards. He’s spent the entire weekend staring at the TV and wildly feeb-tweeting...again...and anyone with eyes can plainly see he’s violently unraveling. Earlier today the idiot Dubya issued a totally benign bipartisan sentiment…

She’s a 9 in Trumpland, a soft six everywhere else. Yes, I’m objectifying a woman; however she’s just a Trumpie, so it’s OK.

Who gives a fuck about what sleazy Mike Pence is “enraged” about? Trump and his traveling goober circus are forever “upset” about something, regardless of how stupid it is. What he should be doing is hiding from pitchfork-wielding mobs hell-bent on disemboweling him and stringing his guts up in a tree. 

If Mike Pence had a second brain it’d die of loneliness.

I’m way more concerned about the ones who aren’t making spectacles of themselves. Those goobers in Michigan are Facebook warriors, little boys flashing little boy toys. While I don’t disagree that fanatical right-wingers present a threat, the clowns being conned into staging these protests are pure rubes, generic…