Because in that scenario they hate the black man more than the jackbooted thugs they supposedly need to defend themselves against. So in that case they’re willing to set their deeply-held personal beliefs aside, because hey, you know how those black guys are. They don’t see the incongruity there at all.

The one “Trump coin” I’ve seen most frequently is laughably bad, almost as if was designed by someone who hates him. It was a really, really bad likeness, with the goofy hair and that weird simian pouty lips thing he does. I’d quite frankly be embarrassed to have it in my house.

IMO Trumpies, regardless of what dumb thing they’re doing now, should be totally and completely ignored, as attracting attention is their one and only goal. These bearded gun-humping goobers want to feel “important” and pretending they have a legitimate voice and place in society only enables them.

This witless imbecile is walking around a hospital breathing all over everything, meanwhile his fat gassy boss was up all night again, frantically tweeting about TV. The total ineptitude just boggles the mind.

I’m a coin collector and I see people popping up in collector forums all the time asking about their Trump “commemorative coins” and how much they’ll “be worth” and they get all butt-hurt when you tell them “nothing, that’s just a medallion, not a real coin from the US Mint”. And the “coins” themselves are ghastly.…

No one on Earth deserves a brick to the face more than Jared does. Apparently plowing Donnie’s favorite daughter counts as “qualifications” now, because Ivanka says so. Piece of garbage.

“Everyone is saying no one saw this coming. Except for the former president, who did nothing to prepare for the thing no one expected. Everyone is saying so.”

Pence is doing the Lord’s work...Lord Lard, that is, his flabby orange God. Just take two Jesuses and call your physician in the morning.

Or conversely, do it the “Jersey Shore” way and everyone be equally hammered all the time, to make it equal.

I dunno, but cruise ships are kind of gross on a good non-COVID day, plus you have all those people “falling” over those railings all the time. Plus you know now that they’ll be cutting all kinds of corners to save money, which means one of them is going to sink or run aground or something.

Every day it just gets more and more surreal. According to his prolific tweets he’s history’s greatest leader and the hardest-working American who’s ever lived, a furnace of ambition who doesn’t have time to eat anything at all, much less hamberders.

I was in Atlantic City at Bally’s (I think). It was really late but there was an all-night diner-type kind of place that was still open. We walked in and it took a half-second to realize that everyone was crouching and kneeling under the tables. Then these two guys with guns in their hands ran by, jumped over a low…

There certainly isn’t any evidence that he’s been missing many meals, that’s obvious. If he lost any weight he clearly found it later, most likely in the sofa cushions.

“I am honoring my heritage by using it to filter dirt and germs from the air”. And I wear a small crucifix on a chain, which symbolizes my faith and gives me something to use to scratch the inside of my ear. 

Chinless Donnie Junior, daddy’s secret shame. Much like with his artifically-chinned sister, he’s tried so, so hard to become a thing but the American public, even his daddy’s loyal Trumpies, just aren’t buying what he’s chinlessly selling. Like Ivanka, he chinlessly gooobers in daddy’s flabby shadow, trying to appear…

I just “hope hicks” stay home on Election Day. But seriously, Hope Hicks is simply a glorified babysitter/office eye candy for Waddles and everyone knows it. She has a price and she’s willing to change daddy’s diaper if that price is met. She’s not “important” or “influential”, she’s his gofer, fetching his…

The NYT piece should have gotten way, way more attention, as it was far more frightening than his idiotic freestyle “disinfectant” yammering was. The guy starts EVERY DAY with a solid seven hours of TV, which is just totally mind-boggling. He reports to “work” at noon, yawns through a few meetings, takes a few calls,…

Hey, fuck those proud graduates, Waddlin’ Don needs a captive audience, a stage and a microphone. If they happen to fall ill it’s a small price to pay in order to give Waddles an opportunity to defend himself from the mean nasty press that just refuses to stop accurately reporting on things he did or said.

Trumpies are human garbage.

Those bearded drunken freaks are about as dangerous as a wet fart. They’re all cosplaying posers, posturing weirdos desperately seeking attention. I mean look at those goobers, just make a line of canned lite beer that leads to the edge of a cliff and they’ll gleefully follow it.