I’m a coin collector and I see people popping up in collector forums all the time asking about their Trump “commemorative coins” and how much they’ll “be worth” and they get all butt-hurt when you tell them “nothing, that’s just a medallion, not a real coin from the US Mint”. And the “coins” themselves are ghastly.…

No one on Earth deserves a brick to the face more than Jared does. Apparently plowing Donnie’s favorite daughter counts as “qualifications” now, because Ivanka says so. Piece of garbage.

“Everyone is saying no one saw this coming. Except for the former president, who did nothing to prepare for the thing no one expected. Everyone is saying so.”

Pence is doing the Lord’s work...Lord Lard, that is, his flabby orange God. Just take two Jesuses and call your physician in the morning.

Or conversely, do it the “Jersey Shore” way and everyone be equally hammered all the time, to make it equal.

I dunno, but cruise ships are kind of gross on a good non-COVID day, plus you have all those people “falling” over those railings all the time. Plus you know now that they’ll be cutting all kinds of corners to save money, which means one of them is going to sink or run aground or something.

Every day it just gets more and more surreal. According to his prolific tweets he’s history’s greatest leader and the hardest-working American who’s ever lived, a furnace of ambition who doesn’t have time to eat anything at all, much less hamberders.

I was in Atlantic City at Bally’s (I think). It was really late but there was an all-night diner-type kind of place that was still open. We walked in and it took a half-second to realize that everyone was crouching and kneeling under the tables. Then these two guys with guns in their hands ran by, jumped over a low…

There certainly isn’t any evidence that he’s been missing many meals, that’s obvious. If he lost any weight he clearly found it later, most likely in the sofa cushions.

“I am honoring my heritage by using it to filter dirt and germs from the air”. And I wear a small crucifix on a chain, which symbolizes my faith and gives me something to use to scratch the inside of my ear. 

Chinless Donnie Junior, daddy’s secret shame. Much like with his artifically-chinned sister, he’s tried so, so hard to become a thing but the American public, even his daddy’s loyal Trumpies, just aren’t buying what he’s chinlessly selling. Like Ivanka, he chinlessly gooobers in daddy’s flabby shadow, trying to appear…

I just “hope hicks” stay home on Election Day. But seriously, Hope Hicks is simply a glorified babysitter/office eye candy for Waddles and everyone knows it. She has a price and she’s willing to change daddy’s diaper if that price is met. She’s not “important” or “influential”, she’s his gofer, fetching his…

The NYT piece should have gotten way, way more attention, as it was far more frightening than his idiotic freestyle “disinfectant” yammering was. The guy starts EVERY DAY with a solid seven hours of TV, which is just totally mind-boggling. He reports to “work” at noon, yawns through a few meetings, takes a few calls,…

Hey, fuck those proud graduates, Waddlin’ Don needs a captive audience, a stage and a microphone. If they happen to fall ill it’s a small price to pay in order to give Waddles an opportunity to defend himself from the mean nasty press that just refuses to stop accurately reporting on things he did or said.

I had to explain this to a Trumpie. It kills viruses ON SURFACES. You can disinfect SURFACES with UV light and disinfectants. This is what was so staggeringly moronic about it, the idea that a surface and the interior of the human body are more or less the same with the same basic properties, so why not try? To be his…

He’s even worse than a chiseler. Not only doesn’t he give a shit, he actually believes that ripping people off is his right and duty as an American. He is completely amoral in every possible way and sees literally everything as a zero-sum win-lose proposition. 

That’s the basic Trumpie move, just pretend it never happened. Proof is irrelevant, as it’s all “fake”. And when in doubt, Do What Donnie Does and just make shit up. My SO’s mother is absolutely convinced that Ronald Reagan taught and groomed Trump to be president despite the fact that nothing even remotely like that…

The waddling moron seemingly forgot that he was doing pandemic press briefings for “everyone” and not performing his act in front of throngs of braying Trumpies who’d been drinking since dawn. He obviously wasn’t “being sarcastic”, he was merely doing one of his witless Daffy Don riffs just like he does during his…

It’s just astounding how his idiotic babbling bumped the NYT profile from the daily outrage cycle. Apparently the waddling imbecile watches ten, eleven hours of TV news a day. He starts each day with a seven hour TV binge, then reports to “work” at noon. If the article is accurate it’s completely mortifying, but the…

When I was a (very) little kid one of our neighbors almost died after mixing ammonia and bleach. My mother was aghast that they didn’t know this was a big no-no.