ALL of his “money” came from Russia and China. Literally all of it. He doesn’t own any “companies” and his “property” is leveraged to the hilt. It’s all a huge scam, an obvious one too.

The freak routinely did and said numerous things that would have INSTANTLY destroyed the career of any other major political figure, ever. Lots of people have lost way more over way less. But the fat gassy weirdo just gets a magic pass, every time.

His entire “bio” is total bullshit. Before he ran for office he was running pyramid and bait & switch schemes, selling garbage vitamins, “picture phones” and renting his name to that “university” credit card fraud scam. Every single thing the public thinks they “know” about him is a lie.

Note how today he only spoke briefly and fled before taking any questions. Lard Belly’s little “disinfectant and UV” freestyle rap bombed and bombed hard. He seemed to forget that he wasn’t be-bopping and scatting at the Mobile Civic Auditorium in front of a few thousand roaring Trumpies and his typically gassy…

Trumpies spent the entire day braying about “fake news”, “context” and the thought processes of mega-geniuses, only to have their cult leader renounce the whole thing as a gag that just went over everyone’s head. Trumpies won’t care, but it was the most damaging moment of his presidency so far, as he was exposed as a…

Now suddenly today he fled before taking any questions and his handlers are making a point out of mentioning how “tired” he is. Which is interesting, as yesterday’s NYT piece detailed his daily schedule, which consists of ten or eleven hours of TV a day, including from 5am to noon every day.

His drooling Trumpies spent the entire day attempting to “explain” what the cretin “meant”, then Waddles turns around and claims it was all “a joke” he was using to troll “the media”.

I cannot believe that everyone there didn’t burst out laughing at his idiocy.

And, predictably enough, his drooling Trumpies are in furious spin mode, trying to pretend that he “didn’t really” say that and how it’s “fake news”, even though everyone fucking heard and saw him do it. Apparently we’re supposed to translate everything he says and come with our own interpretations. They refuse to…

And he should be personally liable for any effects suffered by people who legit need it and couldn’t obtain it, too. This cretin sees nothing wrong with with pretending he knows everything worth knowing and now after a few briefings he barely paid attention to he’s suddenly a doctor, doling out nonsensical “medical”…

He speculated on whether there was “some way” to use UV light “through the skin or some other way”, which aptly demonstrates that he has no earthly idea how light, viruses OR the human body works. He seems to think that viruses get inside you and just kind of stick to things like your lungs, so why not try just wiping…

A president who reads books and is capable of at least faking basic humanity...those were the days. Painting, clearing brush, sharing candy with Michelle Obama...he seems downright adorable next to the waddling weirdo.

Today he “suggested” injecting “disnifectants”, so you know you’ll soon be hearing about some dimbub Trumpie out in Trumpland who booted up a syringe full of Clorox, followed by an interview with their spouse who’ll express disbelief that the president could have steered them wrong. “I’ll be thinking long and hard…

Exactly, he’s trying to hedge his bets and play both sides here, with his long-term goal being to promote himself as the hero who saved America. Other than skimming whatever cash he can he has no other motives here, it’s 100% pure self-interest.

In Fox News circles hydroxychloroquine is a miracle economy-saving cure that’s being deliberately being kept from “us” by freedom-despising libs who live to discredit the Great President Trump and are willing to completely destroy the entire country to achieve that goal. They don’t really even know what hydroxychloroqu…

It marked yet another new low. He “suggested” that “disinfectant” injections might “clean” a patient. He also pondered if there was a way to “get (sun)light directly into the body”. Then during the Lib-Destroying aka Q&A session he got mad at CNN, called them “fake” and ended the briefing. 

Today’s feeb briefing has already featured him suggesting sunlight and disinfectant injections that would “clean” a person in “a minute”. It’s so obvious that he’s not tethered to reality at all right now, he’s just babbling complete nonsense that’s based on absolutely nothing. It’d be very easy to ignore, but the…

Except Homer is a far, far better man than Waddles ever was or ever will be.

It’s the Donnie Dingus Fun Time Hero Hour Starring Donnie Dingus and the Not So Ready For Pandemic Time Players. On today’s episode, Donnie sputters. wheezes, flails and feebs uncontrollably until someone dares to ask a real question, at which point he becomes Herr Trump, Destroyer Of The Fake. These “press…

And of course by “we” she really means “not her”. Someone of her stature should be a corpse-counter or ventilator-unplugger, not a “control group”. But the locals and the tourists? Fuck ‘em.