This. He wants to spend his days watching TV and tweeting and his evenings hosting his drool-cup hate rallies where he can do his insult comedy act for his faithful Trumpies. Having to listen to “experts” and “advisors” is like torture for him, which is why he mostly ignores them and just makes shit up off the top of…

Another thing that’s never questioned or pressed...his alleged “vast wealth”. If he actually had “billions” of dollars a few hundred grand would be nothing for him, a few MILLION would be nothing for him. There has never been even a speck of proof proving that he’s a real billionaire other than him saying so, no…

Why can’t Waddles use some of his billions and billions of dollars? Oh yeah, that’s right...it’s total bullshit.

Just yesterday the waddling gasbag was pretending he “couldn’t remember” throwing himself any hate-rallies two months ago, which aptly demonstrates how stupid he thinks everyone else is. Right now literally everything he’s doing is designed to pander to his drooling Trumpies, as being re-elected is the only thing on…

Along with all the other pretending I’m already sick to death of, there’s the whole ridiculous notion that Melania is somehow “more” than Lard Belly’s well-compensated make-believe trophy wife, even though it’s painfully obvious that she’s a vapid useless imbecile. Trump Exhaustion Syndrome is real and you can feel it…

The goobers are being fleeced again. The selfishness these bottom-feeders display is just unbelievable. Imagine working in a hospital all day then hearing some drool-cup telling you you’re “in on it”.

It’s true, he was marveling over it like he had no idea what testing even consisted of until that moment, which can’t even be possible. Then again, who knows with this guy? He looked and acted genuinely unwell today, the stress is obviously wearing on him. His makeup was embarrassing today, it was obviously hurriedly…

Call it Trump Exhaustion Syndrome. The nation is weary of his flatulent daily braying and totally sick of having to endure his sub-cretinous Trumpies with their idiotic signs, moronic chants and ever-present guns. Today, well over a month after the pandemic took off, the guy was marveling at a cotton swab like a…

Off topic but he was horrifying today (Sunday). His face paint was totally over-the-top absurd, he admitted to being “tired” and he was just plain babbling, literally. Half the unease everyone’s feeling is a direct result of never knowing what this imbecile is going to say or do next. He’s busy tweeting commands to…

He obviously can’t do anything without making some sort of spastic sub-moronic face. Look at the imbecile, what on earth is he idiotically smirking about? That’s the same face I’ll be making when I’m urinating on his gaudy fake-gold grave.

This country has a boundless appetite for fraudulent TV weirdos with daffy personas. Dr. Phil is, to put it politely, a jizz stain on the tatty underpants of society.

With apologies, it looks more like the Twat Squad to me. Women and minorities that pretend to be “conservatives” just baffle me. I mean I get it when that moronic ideology appeals to flea-bearded gun-totin’ goobers in pit-stained “Hillary For Prison” T shirts, but why would someone embrace a philosophy that doesn’t…

Lard Gut is doing exactly what he’s always done, trying to bullshit his way through it the only way he knows, by flapping his gums, making shit up and blaming everyone but himself. Anyone who seriously believes that he “cares” about anyone or anything but himself is either delusional or an imbecilic Trumpie cultist.…

Hardcore Trumpies (read: imbeciles) have convinced themselves that this is all a big “deep state lib Dem scheme” designed to discredit Trump before the election. Obviously they got this idea from Lard Belly himself, back before he decided to play it like the virus was real, of course. As I’ve been saying for years,…

Of course he doesn’t know what he’s saying, he never does. Lard Gut is behaving exactly in character. He’s juggling a hundred scams at once, he’s using the crisis to self-promote, he’s hurling insults at anyone who dares to question him about anything, he’s continuously lying and making shit up, he’s going off on…

He’s a joke. As if he isn’t spending the bulk of his time eating, watching TV and tweeting from the toilet.

He already has a victory tour planned, which is why he’s so concerned about the NFL season starting as planned. He wants to stroll out on to the field on Kickoff Weekend with the flags waving and the crowd roaring, the conquering hero who saved America. No one will remember how badly he botched his response, no one…

They’re “red tape”, nuisances who merely get in his way. He’d eliminate the entire government if he could.

“I was the only one saying months ago that we all need the masks. Tremendous masks, they prevent the virus. I asked about the masks, even during the phony impeachment and they all said Obama ordered millions and millions of masks. Then suddenly I’m the bad guy, no masks. I inherited this mess. We sent out a hundred…

Tires and dentist bill here. Easy come, easy go.